Asked a girl out, she said yeah, turned out she had a boyfriend. What the fuck?
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You can all start referring to me as "The Circumstances" if you wish.
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_bossanova_:
Just like Q-tip = The Abstract now? I always thought you were better than that, dude.
_bossanova_:
This is true.
Hope you have a lovely holiday, away from the nasty street slush and in some warm and cozy place.
Hope you have a lovely holiday, away from the nasty street slush and in some warm and cozy place.
I do really, really poorly at online dating.
metta:
Maybe because you're not a douchebag? Just a guess.
heatherann:
So does my ex. He actually gets a lot of really creepy eastern european women who have photos of themselves dressed in knee socks and pigtails, who reek of human trafficking. 
I kind of think that most "normal" guys who aren't complete creeps don't have a lot of luck in the online dating arena.
I kind of think that most "normal" guys who aren't complete creeps don't have a lot of luck in the online dating arena.
Man, not having a girlfriend on Thanksgiving is LONELY.
It's too soon to get into a relationship.
Maybe I need to get laid.
It's too soon to get into a relationship.
Maybe I need to get laid.
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metta:
Did you end up having an OK day otherwie?
~M
~M
_bossanova_:
I think it's actually much simpler to be single over the holidays. People are more stressed in general and there's just so much more potential for unnecessary emotional drama. It's best to just sleep through as much of it as possible.
Hope you had a good holiday otherwise, sir!
What the hell happened to nerve? I didn't log on for the longest time and then I got an email that I had messages, but the site's all crazy now and I can't retrieve anything unless I sign up for a paid membership. Boo.
Hope you had a good holiday otherwise, sir!
What the hell happened to nerve? I didn't log on for the longest time and then I got an email that I had messages, but the site's all crazy now and I can't retrieve anything unless I sign up for a paid membership. Boo.
I got an awesome review from ABC News:
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And once again, here's a link to hear my new single:
"You Should Be Doubly Gratified"
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And once again, here's a link to hear my new single:
"You Should Be Doubly Gratified"
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vanceowen:
Though of your song after the shooting. Words fail me.
siv:
Much thanks, sparklemotionz! 
Have I macked my new song on you guys yet? It's going to be on the radio starting today:
"You Should Be Doubly Gratified."
"You Should Be Doubly Gratified."
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perdita:
I dig it.
venusless:
so sorry you're having a tough time. can't wait to hear the record/see you on the left coast. the best thing to distract you is lots of work, and it sounds like you've got that going for you at least. be well. xo.
I want to start a spinoff site--Sui-Generis-icide Girls.
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jamila:
As do I, he's my little mascot. How's the single life treating you? Excited to hear the new album by the way.
_bossanova_:
Ah, the single life. When it rains, it pours.
I'm still in the process of learning what I need to find that balance between lonely and frustratingly un-alone. So far being here has rarely felt lonely, which is surprising to me but a relief.
I'm still in the process of learning what I need to find that balance between lonely and frustratingly un-alone. So far being here has rarely felt lonely, which is surprising to me but a relief.
I need a Thneed.
metta:
These one sentence blogs shall be turned into an epic story right?
Happy labour day!
Happy labour day!
twwly:
I have easily read that book out loud a couple hundred times and we've shown no sign of slowing down on it yet. I just want to know where I can get a Barbaloot Suit.
En route to Las Vegas...for a booty call.
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cosmina:
Buffets and booty...YAY!
juliana:
ahaha. omg you actually said it.
it's getting tough in the upper ranks, and i need all the votes i can get. so thanks for helping me out!
it's getting tough in the upper ranks, and i need all the votes i can get. so thanks for helping me out!Dating. It's awight.
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metta:
it is.
tori:
Boo to dating. You sir, apparently, are far better at it than I! Conversely, I feel like it is a big mean private joke that I am not in on and will never quite understand! However, good on you for wading through it appropriately and in one piece!
Merry Christmas Mike! xoxo