Ok kids here is part 3 of my interview with country music sensation/porn-star Randy Maxwell brother to SG's own Bailey Maxwell. I had Randy pick me up at the firehouse. He showed up in his new "ride" A 1986 Ford "buckin" Bronco with a 9.5 inch lift and some huge tires. I should note that the rear window has "Whiskey,Weed and Women...My Only Sins" decaled upon it. We went to Randy's favorite resturant Arbeys for the interview
M: " So Randy what do you think of whats going on in the Iraqi?"
R: " We just gotta ratch up on in there and bust a nut"
M: " Umm ok, can you elaborate on that a little"
R: " Shit man, are you retarded or something? You gotta treat life like it's a pretty girl man. Ratch up on in there! do your thing and bust a big ole nut."
M: " what the fuck are you talking about"
R: " Thats what we gotta do in Iraqi man. We gotta give some lovin but slap it around a little to keep in line. See, thats my mantra man. Ratch up on in there and bust a nut. You can't fail.
M: " What if we got Iraqi pregnant?"
R: What in the fuck are you talkin bout"
M: " Never mind.... a little joke "
R: Christ son, you got your head on backwards boy. You gotta start thinkin straight man. Ya wanna own a sweet "buckin Bronco" like this you gotta play your cards right man"
M: "Randy have you ever seen Boogie Nights. Do you see any reflections in your own life"
R: Shit, I worked with Dirk Diggler in the eighties on a film called " White meat, Chocolate starfish" I'll tell you where he went wrong. First off man the drugs, moderation man moderation. second his choice in a musical career. That song " I got the Power" he ain't got shit man. Hey aint got shit"
M: " Um Randy. Dirk Diggler was the main character in "Boogie Nights" The charcter was fictional. he didn't exist"
R: " Are you callin me a liar. Im Randy Maxwell man. im a fuckin tornado man, shit I 'll tear you up. I'm like a fuckin train going off the track man. ( This went on for sometime)
M: " Randy calm down....I believe you. just relax. settle down."
R: Shit, boy that was close son. You was just real close to death man.
M: "Ok , I bet. Let just end this interview for now"
M: " So Randy what do you think of whats going on in the Iraqi?"
R: " We just gotta ratch up on in there and bust a nut"
M: " Umm ok, can you elaborate on that a little"
R: " Shit man, are you retarded or something? You gotta treat life like it's a pretty girl man. Ratch up on in there! do your thing and bust a big ole nut."
M: " what the fuck are you talking about"
R: " Thats what we gotta do in Iraqi man. We gotta give some lovin but slap it around a little to keep in line. See, thats my mantra man. Ratch up on in there and bust a nut. You can't fail.
M: " What if we got Iraqi pregnant?"
R: What in the fuck are you talkin bout"
M: " Never mind.... a little joke "
R: Christ son, you got your head on backwards boy. You gotta start thinkin straight man. Ya wanna own a sweet "buckin Bronco" like this you gotta play your cards right man"
M: "Randy have you ever seen Boogie Nights. Do you see any reflections in your own life"
R: Shit, I worked with Dirk Diggler in the eighties on a film called " White meat, Chocolate starfish" I'll tell you where he went wrong. First off man the drugs, moderation man moderation. second his choice in a musical career. That song " I got the Power" he ain't got shit man. Hey aint got shit"
M: " Um Randy. Dirk Diggler was the main character in "Boogie Nights" The charcter was fictional. he didn't exist"
R: " Are you callin me a liar. Im Randy Maxwell man. im a fuckin tornado man, shit I 'll tear you up. I'm like a fuckin train going off the track man. ( This went on for sometime)
M: " Randy calm down....I believe you. just relax. settle down."
R: Shit, boy that was close son. You was just real close to death man.
M: "Ok , I bet. Let just end this interview for now"
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
makes me sad that you, the nice tatted sleeved guy doesn't want to see my tits *sigh*
*kisses*