Ok, here is part 2 of my interveiw with Randy Maxwell. This interveiw was done on the set of one of Randy's newest films "White Men Can Hump" I think to properly get an idea of this mans life I should give you a short description of what went on during the interview. First off, R andy is wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat and a pair of Black mens underwear(Manties) and that is it. We are between takes and a" fluffer" is currently helping Mr. Maxwell to get ready for the next scene.
M: "Ok Randy, So Bailey is your sister ? Did you guys grow up together?
R:" Me and Bailey got the same Pappy. The oldman was on tour with Molly Hatchet when he met Bailey's Momma. She was a big fan of Molly hatchet"
M"" Well you know she is my girlfriend right?"
R:" Yeah I know peckerwood!( at this point Randy removes the "fluffer's" face from his crotch and gives her a small slap with his manhood) and you better treat her right! She is a godamn angel I tell you what! Shit, she's a goddamn virgin man"
M "" Ummm....... Ok dude what ever you say."
R:"Boy dont give me no sass I'll cut your pecker off and beat you on the head with it"
M: "Ok Randy settle down" ( at this point Randy gets out of his chair and yells)
R. "Hey, who am I supposed to fuck!!! I aint got all day
M: "Ok Randy, So Bailey is your sister ? Did you guys grow up together?
R:" Me and Bailey got the same Pappy. The oldman was on tour with Molly Hatchet when he met Bailey's Momma. She was a big fan of Molly hatchet"
M"" Well you know she is my girlfriend right?"
R:" Yeah I know peckerwood!( at this point Randy removes the "fluffer's" face from his crotch and gives her a small slap with his manhood) and you better treat her right! She is a godamn angel I tell you what! Shit, she's a goddamn virgin man"
M "" Ummm....... Ok dude what ever you say."
R:"Boy dont give me no sass I'll cut your pecker off and beat you on the head with it"
M: "Ok Randy settle down" ( at this point Randy gets out of his chair and yells)
R. "Hey, who am I supposed to fuck!!! I aint got all day
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Wait was that a true story....
Ha! If I had a nickle for every ti...wait...yeah...I guess I'm already broke (sigh)...