think so, huh?
this just in: ex-boyfriends are the worst fucking thing ever invented. whee, hyperbole. I guess they aren't any worse than clingy not-yet-ex boyfriends, and THOSE aren't any worse than the last three days of the semester and my serial procrastination.
FUCK.
I wish I could sleep entirely through the next few days and then have wacky adventures with my homefries, but alas,...
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this just in: ex-boyfriends are the worst fucking thing ever invented. whee, hyperbole. I guess they aren't any worse than clingy not-yet-ex boyfriends, and THOSE aren't any worse than the last three days of the semester and my serial procrastination.
FUCK.
I wish I could sleep entirely through the next few days and then have wacky adventures with my homefries, but alas,...
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honk if you love this song.
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
I've been dreaming about huge menacing beasts that I pet and then I get...
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Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...
I've been dreaming about huge menacing beasts that I pet and then I get...
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starfior:
Yeah, but my Cp'n Kirk has his phasers set to the best setting ever invented.
theshinobi:
Hell if I know.
humidity makes me feel dirrrrty.
ok, I get the road trip bug worse than any fucking person I have ever known but I haven't been able to go on many road trips in my lifetime due to horrible circumstances involving work and boyfriend [he was not a good road trip companion]. well this fucking summer I will be substantially unemployed, and as may be reflected...
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ok, I get the road trip bug worse than any fucking person I have ever known but I haven't been able to go on many road trips in my lifetime due to horrible circumstances involving work and boyfriend [he was not a good road trip companion]. well this fucking summer I will be substantially unemployed, and as may be reflected...
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frankmask:
Digi camera is on there.
inlikeflynn:
Jake is everything that a wombat SHOULD be. Right down to the prominent earlobes used for short distance flight.
one person in the world knows my alien abduction story and now she lives in North Dakota so it might as well be re-classified as a complete and total secret.
I am inexcusably sugared up.
I cut my hair today for two reasons. one, the humidity was killing me, and two.. my hair was just slightly too long for reasonably proportioned pigtails. it is once...
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I am inexcusably sugared up.
I cut my hair today for two reasons. one, the humidity was killing me, and two.. my hair was just slightly too long for reasonably proportioned pigtails. it is once...
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inlikeflynn:
killjoy.
theshinobi:
I guess being hailed is alright. As long as I don't have to set an example for anybody.
It's funny you mention your writing to be anticlimactic. After friday's post I was thinking "Man, she sure writes a whole lotta nothing."
It's funny you mention your writing to be anticlimactic. After friday's post I was thinking "Man, she sure writes a whole lotta nothing."
oh shit, the last week of school it's always with the warmth and the Neutral Milk Hotel.
I am an idiot of vast proportions but I will never directly tell you why. you will have to use context clues!
ex-boyfriend just joined SG, thus inspiring hostility in me. we have agreed not to read each other's journal. of course this came after I sought his...
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I am an idiot of vast proportions but I will never directly tell you why. you will have to use context clues!
ex-boyfriend just joined SG, thus inspiring hostility in me. we have agreed not to read each other's journal. of course this came after I sought his...
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alyk:
dude, there's no way he's NOT going to read your journal...I'm sure he's a great guy and all, but that was a major douche bag move on his part...
I know that you're very vulnerable right now, and I would like to take advantage of this situation by convincing you to make out with me...
I know that you're very vulnerable right now, and I would like to take advantage of this situation by convincing you to make out with me...
bigmouth strikes again.
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starfior:
Wachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
theshinobi:
I would banish you from my friends list if I didn't do the same thing in real life. No, actually I'd scold you, then banish you. But since I do, you've been forgiven by The Truant. You may sleep well now.
so now I'm the kind of nerd who stays home alone on Friday nights designing crop circles.
yeay.
yeay.
well, today is better. in keeping with the spirit of the season, I will list out reasons for the betterness. lists may or may not be the most annoying things ever, but they make for concise writing. so. word to your mother, I guess.
IT'S WARM OUT. and if I were just slightly less of a loser, I would be outside. actually, I just came...
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IT'S WARM OUT. and if I were just slightly less of a loser, I would be outside. actually, I just came...
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theshinobi:
If the picture is in contrast to how much you hate my posts, then yes.
alyk:
Lists: lists kick ass and are very civilized...
Cornershop: "Handcream for a Generation" is far superior to "When I was born..."
Baobabs: I do not know what this is...
Classes are over: what the fuck do you mean you don't have any finals!?! This is an outrage!!! I enrolled for summer, because I obviously have a head wound or something, but the classes I'm taking kick ass...History of 20th Cen Art and History of Egyptian Art...
Dreams: I had a dream last week that Michael Jackson planned his own Princess Diana-style death...That's why he's on my celeb dead list...
My cats: Little known fact about Alyk...She's never owned a pet...
Alla y'all: no, you kick ass and sexually harassing you makes my day, doll face...So show me your tits...
Cornershop: "Handcream for a Generation" is far superior to "When I was born..."
Baobabs: I do not know what this is...
Classes are over: what the fuck do you mean you don't have any finals!?! This is an outrage!!! I enrolled for summer, because I obviously have a head wound or something, but the classes I'm taking kick ass...History of 20th Cen Art and History of Egyptian Art...
Dreams: I had a dream last week that Michael Jackson planned his own Princess Diana-style death...That's why he's on my celeb dead list...
My cats: Little known fact about Alyk...She's never owned a pet...
Alla y'all: no, you kick ass and sexually harassing you makes my day, doll face...So show me your tits...
my reproductive system is glaring at your reproductive system with no small amount of fury. here is a fun-for-the-whole-family list of things that are driving me mad today. I will not be offended if you do not read it.
ONWARD CAME THE VENTING.
emoticons. I fucking hate emoticons. okay, the emoticon is not inherently evil as such, but god damn in shitass fucking hell....
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ONWARD CAME THE VENTING.
emoticons. I fucking hate emoticons. okay, the emoticon is not inherently evil as such, but god damn in shitass fucking hell....
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theshinobi:
Look on the bright side...
Critters is a good movie.
Critters is a good movie.
alyk:
I'm Loose-Lipped Controller...
I totally felt you up during that hug...
I totally felt you up during that hug...
I had a dream about a girl with an Uzi.
outside the student center at night. she's smiling and waving something and it takes me a moment to figure out what it is. there's a light behind her. she looks content. she looks like she knows what she is doing.
she gives us a head start.
I work at my school's physical plant, so I...
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outside the student center at night. she's smiling and waving something and it takes me a moment to figure out what it is. there's a light behind her. she looks content. she looks like she knows what she is doing.
she gives us a head start.
I work at my school's physical plant, so I...
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inlikeflynn:
you would.
aj_paradiselost:
Hey babe, I just fuckin read your post in the Gemini group, Just wanted to say hello, so here it is, Hello..............L8er........Aj
ruinination has occurred! that was fast.
inlikeflynn:
Bah.
I don't know what the last straw was but someone's taken my red Swingline stapler and now I'm burning the place down.
I drove a fucking truck for the first time today and it was to move someone else's flaming asshole couch. his flaming asshole, wicker, BROKEN couch that he loves so fucking much he needs me to drive in the rush-hour-iest of traffic to...
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I drove a fucking truck for the first time today and it was to move someone else's flaming asshole couch. his flaming asshole, wicker, BROKEN couch that he loves so fucking much he needs me to drive in the rush-hour-iest of traffic to...
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what's up with the ex?
you and I are not breaking up, I'm still going to use you for sex whether you like it or not...