My mystery caller blessed me with another phone call tonight. Just one this time. He apparently thinks I've called him and relayed some garbled warning about my "bitch ass". I couldn't really make it out.
It does make me wish I had a bitch ass, but I checked and my rump doesn't rate very high on the bitchometer.
I'd even settle just for having some bitch ass at my disposal. It sounds hot. I'm sure I could be entertained for hours.
Now where oh where could I get my hands on some? Do you have some?
It does make me wish I had a bitch ass, but I checked and my rump doesn't rate very high on the bitchometer.
I'd even settle just for having some bitch ass at my disposal. It sounds hot. I'm sure I could be entertained for hours.
Now where oh where could I get my hands on some? Do you have some?
get a whistle and when he rings blow the whistle into the phone..
trust me.
if you keep doing this, he won/t call back
if he/s smart..he/ll know not to call back