I say "bitchin" a little too often.
I shaved my balls once and really wish I'd never done that.
Sometimes...in my own little world, I like to imagine I'm the coolest person I know but I know that's not true.
I like to fart on animals.
I've been burned, broken, shot at, stabbed, poisoned and shoved off a cliff and I'm still alive.
I have...
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keegan:
thanks for the comment doll...I have another coming out soon 
I'm in love with this girl...
<img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/amayernican/505051205_l.jpg">
I don't know how to tell her.
I've known her for about five years.
Have I missed my place or is there somthing I can do?
<img src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/amayernican/505051205_l.jpg">
I don't know how to tell her.
I've known her for about five years.
Have I missed my place or is there somthing I can do?
yummy:
Harajuku is a district or something in Japan, but is usually used in America to refer to pop Asian fashion.
I just watched The Stepford Wives on TV. I read the book by Peter Levin a long time ago and had never watched either movie. I watched the one with Nicole Kidman. I just decided that I hate both of them. What a world. I love everything I've read by Levin. I love his cynisicm and they way he makes sci-fi into such a razor...
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Anyone who's had a night job will understand. (note: listen to CocoRosie's "Noah's Ark" while reading this)~B. A. Mayernick
The Unsung War
(War of Convenience)
By B.A. Mayernick
He sat on a throne of cases of Budweiser and Bud Light. His servant, Tallboy, asked him what he wanted to do with the Pop King and the Queen of Tobacco and he simply replied, "let them...
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The Unsung War
(War of Convenience)
By B.A. Mayernick
He sat on a throne of cases of Budweiser and Bud Light. His servant, Tallboy, asked him what he wanted to do with the Pop King and the Queen of Tobacco and he simply replied, "let them...
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eetenpie:
yea, i put the same "mischeivious" picture on my myspace too
I've just been watchin Metalocalypse on youtube. I've been watching the show on Cartoon Network for a couple of weeks and I don't know how it can get any better. I mean, it's from Brendan Small who made Home Movies and he turns it around to make fun of everything that I think is rediculous.
I even find myself liking the death metal songs and...
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I even find myself liking the death metal songs and...
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eetenpie:
i adore the new picture 
metalocalypse is good, not one of my favorites like Aqua Teen or Home Movies, but still very good. I guess i'm odd but im still a big fan of Lupin the 3rd...i miss that show
metalocalypse is good, not one of my favorites like Aqua Teen or Home Movies, but still very good. I guess i'm odd but im still a big fan of Lupin the 3rd...i miss that show
Undesirable
By: B. A. Mayernick
You don't notice the calico haired girl as you walk off the dance floor. Why would you, you're thirsty and drenched in sweat; all you can think about is Jaeger and Red Bull. You do notice the brunette in a white tank top, plaid skirt and Cons with socks up to her knees. You lock eyes and you notice the...
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By: B. A. Mayernick
You don't notice the calico haired girl as you walk off the dance floor. Why would you, you're thirsty and drenched in sweat; all you can think about is Jaeger and Red Bull. You do notice the brunette in a white tank top, plaid skirt and Cons with socks up to her knees. You lock eyes and you notice the...
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silencia:
Thank you for commenting on my set, doll! 
On Dreams
This morning, upon waking, I had two realizations. The first being that, in the night I relived a handful of dreams from my childhood. The second being that I had another apocalyptic nightmare.
When I say nightmare I always feel that word is too strong because I never wake up scared from them, the subject matter is only scary, especially when the whole...
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This morning, upon waking, I had two realizations. The first being that, in the night I relived a handful of dreams from my childhood. The second being that I had another apocalyptic nightmare.
When I say nightmare I always feel that word is too strong because I never wake up scared from them, the subject matter is only scary, especially when the whole...
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rys:
Hey, we celebrate stuff. Horse races and so forth. And we give thanks for kangaroos and koalas and stuff. We roast a wombat. Tasty little critters
rys:
I once thought it was the apocalypse in London. It was 4 am, and it was the first time I'd noticed summer was here (hence morning sunshine), my neighbours were cutting down a tree (yep, at 4am). So, my instinct, sunshine + grinding noise= the apocalypse. I woke my flatmate up, told her I loved her, sent people at home some emails and went back to bed. Come on 4 horsemen!