maurauder's SuicideGirls Blog

Oh Bird Flu! Oh SARS! Oh, sweet Pox of the Monkey! Oh! From lands far West in the waters of the Nile, I have been forsaken by some awful demon.

Spent my last days beneath the sticky sweet NyQuil screen.

Perhaps I was stung by some Africanized bee...

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8bit_____:

nice halo pics - who did them?

Feb 16, 2004

mk700c:

HA! That picture of your dog is top shelf.

-mk

Feb 16, 2004

Hooray! My boyfriend got a scanner today! Check out the cutest dog in the world, my Harley.

I dont wanna wake up tomorrow I dont wanna start the week I dont wanna go to school I think I'll just keep drinking. I'm disregarding Monday.

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demoivre:

I'll see what can be arranged.

Feb 11, 2004

ananael:

Boy said your hella sick, so are you sure I should come over? Or is this another liberal plot? Or do you have trained monkeys lying in wait for me? You know "lying in wait" gets the monkeys the death penalty in this state? Poison and explosives, too! Do the monkeys have explosives? Did you poison the monkeys because you know I like the taste of monkey, and if I won out over your trained monkeys I'd eat them? You did, didn't you? Your not even sick, are you?

Oh, your a crafty one!

Feb 12, 2004

Yay! I finally got pictures of me up! They are from this photoproject that my friend and I are doing. Its like a photography based comic book, but he's an amazing artist and he photoshops/watercolors/bics the pics. Anyway, check them out, they're pretty cool.

PS - fish is best when eaten RAW! mmmmmmm

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pb:

tourists.

though, if you were to visit DC anytime soon i'd be willing to make an exception. in a big way. (has nothing to do with the dry spell either).

-pb

[Edited on Feb 07, 2004 8:38PM]

Feb 7, 2004

40_broken_hands:

SHIT THOSE ARE GREAT!!! The pics... I'll send a friend request to provide fast and memorable access... feel free to fuck it.

Feb 8, 2004

Well, I finally got some of that cold weather you non - californians are always bitching 'bout. Hooray! Rain! I got totally soaked walking from chem lab to car. Decided to embrace the moment and did some puddled hoppin' in the parking lot. I love squishy shoes.

neener neener. God likes me best.

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mobprod:

You know, I think your profile pic is the first time I've ever seen that shade of green work on somebody. Well done!

Feb 3, 2004

nixon:

actually, I work right near you some of the time. Now is one of those times.

[Edited on Feb 04, 2004 11:07PM]

Feb 4, 2004

Becoming obsessed with chickens. Fancy ones. If I were a fancy chicken, I would be a Sebright - Golden Hen. But sometimes I feel like a Silkie - Bearded Buff Pullet.

Can't wait for the weekend. I need a drink.

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xixax:

Just wanted to say hello, cause you look like my best friend (and she is quite tall as well)

Feb 1, 2004

shadowmancer:

Drink one for me.

Feb 2, 2004

*yawn*

Tired! Today was my long day. Chem lecture, chem discussion, chem lab. 5 hours of chem...followed by calculus homework. Tomorrow is better, I get to cook dinner. Should I make stuffed bell peppers or chicken veggie stir fry?

Yep, I'm tired. bed now.

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amplexus23:

did you figure out the picture posting bit?

p.s. gin is god's way of letting us know he loves us (if you believe in god, that is, which I don't , so I don't really know why I said that) and I love Gin

Jan 27, 2004

fractal:

yes!
come see the new house!!! well, the old house looking new!

Friday perhaps? I'll check with the boy, see what his busy schedule is like.

Sorry we didn't make it up to your bday party a few nights ago, high off paint fumes and sore as a toad. If toads got sore. But I imagine with all that hopping they do all day they would.

Jan 27, 2004

Coffee is the hardest part.

I made it thru day one sans smoke, although last night at the theatre I was chasing an old man hoping to get a whiff of his exhale.

Day two is easier. So far. I think I have accepted that smoking is not an option. I keep myself in a quasi-meditative state at all times, regulating my breathing and such....
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nullcore:

i love your hair. haha, sorry. saw your post in one of the threads and really dug the 'do.

:endrandomcomment:

so anyway, good luck quitting. i can't really help. i like my cigs too much and have no real desire to quit yet. i'm a bastard like that.

cheerio.

Jan 26, 2004

nullcore:

snow rocks my socks. no work today.

does it make me a big wuss that i still don't want to go in tomorrow, even though i only work three [and this week, two] days in the office?

man, my work ethic sucks. snow owns.

Jan 26, 2004

hrrmmmmph.. squeep...pant pant pant...my tummy hurts my chest is tight my heart is racing my head is gone it hurts it hurts it hurts...I WANT NICOTINE!!!

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teclo:

i'm quitting.
i'm on an "hourly plan"
which basically translates to "i am, in actuality, staving off quitting for about two months while i tell everyone i am on some secret plan"

Jan 23, 2004

occam:

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
-Mark Twain

If you really don't want to quit then I wouldn't force it.

Jan 23, 2004

Jesus Christ! I almost forgot, tomorrow is my birthday. Hooray me. I feel old.

You know what else that means? Tomorrow is officially my last day as a smoker. This is an apology ahead of time to anyone I may piss off on the boards. I will be an emotional wreck for the next few weeks >inhales feircely on thirtieth-to-last cigarette<

Wish me luck everyone!

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tallguy:

Happy Birthday!

Jan 22, 2004

vader_____:

Have a great B-day!!

Jan 22, 2004

mmm...coffee. Well, I was offline all weekend while the better half installed a cable modem. It was quite the project, wiring from scrap and running connections to all four computers around the house. Anyway, now its faster.

I start school tomorrow and Im so excited. Chemistry, calculus, and for fun, political science. Plus grading for the general bio class and working in the lab. It...
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