My Greased Shrew
I have a new pet!
He sure is hard work though, i've decided to take a break from 'the daily grind' of my studies and tend to the every whim of my new pet shrew.
my daily 'shrew-tine' includes:
- regular greasing of said shrew (he just loves that grease!)
- cleaning and decorating the 'shrew-box' that is his home
- regurgitating partially digested potato-wedges into his gaping maw (he doesn't need me to do that - he can hunt on his own - i just prefer it this way)
- not accidentally microwaving mr. shrew
i'm very happy with my shrew, i just wish that my neighbour ishmael would stop stabbing him. no matter what that fool says, i KNOW that mr.shrew doesn't 'secretly enjoy it'. I KNOW MY SHREW!!
I have a new pet!
He sure is hard work though, i've decided to take a break from 'the daily grind' of my studies and tend to the every whim of my new pet shrew.
my daily 'shrew-tine' includes:
- regular greasing of said shrew (he just loves that grease!)
- cleaning and decorating the 'shrew-box' that is his home
- regurgitating partially digested potato-wedges into his gaping maw (he doesn't need me to do that - he can hunt on his own - i just prefer it this way)
- not accidentally microwaving mr. shrew
i'm very happy with my shrew, i just wish that my neighbour ishmael would stop stabbing him. no matter what that fool says, i KNOW that mr.shrew doesn't 'secretly enjoy it'. I KNOW MY SHREW!!
mikenbot:
obviously you haven't seen the film attack of the killer shrews.