Women can be so crazy!
I've been so lovelorn of late that I took the drastic step of ordering a DVD to help me hone my courtship techniques.
I was somewhat confused when the DVD arrived: you see, I was fairly sure that I had ordered "Seduction For Beginners #7: The Difference Between 'Sex' and 'Rape'" , and yet the DVD I recieved was emblazened...
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I've been so lovelorn of late that I took the drastic step of ordering a DVD to help me hone my courtship techniques.
I was somewhat confused when the DVD arrived: you see, I was fairly sure that I had ordered "Seduction For Beginners #7: The Difference Between 'Sex' and 'Rape'" , and yet the DVD I recieved was emblazened...
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mikenbot:
you're back! somewhat 
arrabbiata_von_p:
thanks for the comment about my hopeful set 
mattmar:
see above
don't get me wrong, i love mr.shrew, but i'm starting to feel as though this is a somewhat one-sided relationship.
Just yesterday, for example, Ii was servicing my shrew with one of my trade-marked 'intimate massages', when he began clawing ferociously at my larynx. What's more, he then went on to dismiss my theories on Gladstonian Liberalism as 'myopic and one-sided', then did a poo...
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Just yesterday, for example, Ii was servicing my shrew with one of my trade-marked 'intimate massages', when he began clawing ferociously at my larynx. What's more, he then went on to dismiss my theories on Gladstonian Liberalism as 'myopic and one-sided', then did a poo...
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mikenbot:
you are so awesomely weird. 
mattmar:
Thanks!
Although you seem to be the only person who reads my things. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a figment of your imagination.
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Although you seem to be the only person who reads my things. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a figment of your imagination.
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My Greased Shrew
I have a new pet!
He sure is hard work though, i've decided to take a break from 'the daily grind' of my studies and tend to the every whim of my new pet shrew.
my daily 'shrew-tine' includes:
- regular greasing of said shrew (he just loves that grease!)
- cleaning and decorating the 'shrew-box' that is his home
- regurgitating...
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I have a new pet!
He sure is hard work though, i've decided to take a break from 'the daily grind' of my studies and tend to the every whim of my new pet shrew.
my daily 'shrew-tine' includes:
- regular greasing of said shrew (he just loves that grease!)
- cleaning and decorating the 'shrew-box' that is his home
- regurgitating...
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mikenbot:
obviously you haven't seen the film attack of the killer shrews.
i managed to make what is perhaps the nerdiest joke ever at college t'other day. it involves a diad of nerdiness: music nerd AND anatomy nerd.
the question: what is the difference between rhomboid major and rhomboid minor?
my answer: a flattened third
*bows*
note: the actual difference is that rhomboid minor is smaller, and originates from slightly higher in the thoracic spine & C7....
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the question: what is the difference between rhomboid major and rhomboid minor?
my answer: a flattened third
*bows*
note: the actual difference is that rhomboid minor is smaller, and originates from slightly higher in the thoracic spine & C7....
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mikenbot:
I love nerdy music jokes! (drummers love to bang, you know).
the_red_c:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant
How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant