Thursday Nov 15, 2012

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I'm back. For a limited time only.
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bepps:

New and improved distortion! Now 8% more distorted than ever! biggrin

urielquinn:

Hazaar!

Thursday Aug 09, 2012

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Its my birthday soon, August 19th, I will be 29...I hope it will be nice.
My SG account also expires on the 15th of August, I want to ask that nobody gift me a return membership, as I need a break.

If you know me, you know how to find me, its not rocket science by any means..

It's been interesting <3
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figmentation:

Marty!
Good luck in your endeavors! smile
We'll see you when we see you.
- figgy

elementalchick:

i'll miss you lovey...u were one of my first friends on here...until we meet again...in person hopefully! wink

Wednesday Jul 04, 2012

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teva:

I love your work!

black_bear:

Very nice!

Thursday Mar 29, 2012

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This is my new blog. puke
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expo:

Yeah not that OLD marty lol

rlenfent:

jajaja

Wednesday Nov 16, 2011

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helly:

zzzzmeow miao!!

massakre:

If only I could afford one!! I would absolutely love one, I might have to save up for the next time you're doing them!! biggrin

Thursday Aug 18, 2011

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gaylordy:

YOU NEED A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

BatAttaK

cherries:

thank you!!!!! I appreciate your help so much!!!!
Agh i want to come see you guys so badd!
Where were driving yesterday talking about how cool it would be to visit you,What we would do while we were there, And how best to annoy other passengers on a 20+ hour flight!

Thursday Aug 11, 2011

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veehaitch:

welcome back Marty

hyatt:

Happy Birthday, you! kiss

Tuesday Jun 07, 2011

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th0mps0n:

Thanks mister, I'll have to see you as soon as things aren't so hectic.

Wait why am I calling you mister?



-BobMerkin

th0mps0n:

Bob's crazy. Don't you remember when I used to hang around in chat in hospital?

Wednesday May 18, 2011

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Hey well I am back!

I'm going to be clearing out my 'friends' list.
It seems kinda silly having so many people as friends but not talking to most of them and not even knowing who they are.
So.. before I actually get started, if you want to remain friends, make it known and it shall be. smile



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pogoe:

I have a wacom bamboo tablet and it sucks super bad. Either that or I just suck at digital art lol.

th0mps0n:

you miss a lot of things morcimus.

...that just sounded like a good thing to say.

2 AND A HALF WEEKS biggrin

Monday May 02, 2011

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It seems some of you who are friends with me don't even know what I do for a living, so without further a dooo.
I'm a freelance illustrator.

I draw pictures for a living, it is a job, it's not always fun.
This is why usually I roll my eyes when someone asks me to draw them a picture. wink

I've been...
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th0mps0n:

^_^

My best friend (gumbilove) who I'm moving in with when I get over there can fire staff and I can fire hoop. So it's a class act tongue

pogoe:

Fuck! Bad ass pictures.. what do you use to draw this stuff?

From th0mps0n

Let us ponder for a moment on the enigma known as "MartyDistortion"

He has a mangina but won't admit this to himself.

He enjoys drunk driving.

He takes photos of you without consent.

...no wait wrong person.

That's the OTHER Marty.

He likes a nip of port.

He doesn't like to share his port.

When he gets drunk off the port he has tendencies to forget the nip and skull out of the bottle.

He will then complain of a dreadful hangover and all you can say is, "Well Marty, I told you to share the port and skulling was a terrible idea. What can I say."

Basically in conclusion he is a menace to society.

...and that is why he is a pretty good guy. He'll buy you a merkin.

Sunday Apr 17, 2011

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tinkly:

Great work biggrin

th0mps0n:

MARTY?! YOU DRAW ALL THIS SHIT?! AND BY SHIT I MEAN AWESOMICSHITTIN'!?!

Omg I think me and my mangina need some alone time. O_o