I hate kittens.
They smell bad and bite you and scratch you. Yet everytime girls see them, there is a drop of IQ by about 80 points with a high pitched intake of breath. Then they say "Ohhh!" and have to hold the kittens. I don't get it, but luckily, I don't have to for very much longer, since I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at the pet shop next time I see the boss. I think I'll beat him up too, it seems to be a trend with people who quit the store. Usually they break his nose or throw stuff at him. I'm still deciding.
They smell bad and bite you and scratch you. Yet everytime girls see them, there is a drop of IQ by about 80 points with a high pitched intake of breath. Then they say "Ohhh!" and have to hold the kittens. I don't get it, but luckily, I don't have to for very much longer, since I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at the pet shop next time I see the boss. I think I'll beat him up too, it seems to be a trend with people who quit the store. Usually they break his nose or throw stuff at him. I'm still deciding.
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Kittens can be a royal pain. Luckily I'm allergic, so no cats for me!