I spent most of this morning crying...
...MOSTLY because I sat on my balls!
- Dave Atell (that guy is fucking hilarious - I hung out with him in 2000 - my spleen hurt from laughter)
Fuck that last nearly illegible post bullshit! It was one of those "really awake but severely drunk" kind of nights. My mind worked but my eyes did not.
See,...
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...MOSTLY because I sat on my balls!
- Dave Atell (that guy is fucking hilarious - I hung out with him in 2000 - my spleen hurt from laughter)
Fuck that last nearly illegible post bullshit! It was one of those "really awake but severely drunk" kind of nights. My mind worked but my eyes did not.
See,...
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Forgive me,
my fderiends are gone home cuz thew'e old but I'm home alone now. Anyway,
old triscuits and mild chedar cheees are the best. I don't hveto work in the moring!
SG girls are space ih mens.
Siging oiut: Captiajn oh my captyain, ride captain ride to my magic stsardship.
my fderiends are gone home cuz thew'e old but I'm home alone now. Anyway,
old triscuits and mild chedar cheees are the best. I don't hveto work in the moring!
SG girls are space ih mens.
Siging oiut: Captiajn oh my captyain, ride captain ride to my magic stsardship.
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mle:
drunky drunk drunk! drunk drunk drunk drunk. drunk drunk drunk, drunky drunky drunk.
~mle
~mle
mylf:
good thing I speak typo (and drunk) 
...and so I drank one it became four,
and when I fell on the floor I drank more...
-smiths
That's good shit... and that's what I'm going to do tonight at the magical "finish all the liquor and beer leftover from the St. Patty's day party." Which reminds me: have I ever told you how much I LIKE Jameson Irish whiskey? Well, I do. However,...
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and when I fell on the floor I drank more...
-smiths
That's good shit... and that's what I'm going to do tonight at the magical "finish all the liquor and beer leftover from the St. Patty's day party." Which reminds me: have I ever told you how much I LIKE Jameson Irish whiskey? Well, I do. However,...
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librarian:
Well, I doubt the hair is the source of all your power, but we'll have to see pics just to make sure. Naked ones. 
ooomermaidooo:
Fine I am all yours. I am fine with that. But you gotta move to Seattle.
Consider it done!
Yes, it worked! The gods were looking out for me - it was an old friend I haven't seen in about 8-9 months and she was in the same boat as me SO, yep.
BUT: what's kind of embarassing is that I was real drunk and couldn't ... uh... "perform" very well.
HOWEVER, to my credit, it MOSTLY had to do with...
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Yes, it worked! The gods were looking out for me - it was an old friend I haven't seen in about 8-9 months and she was in the same boat as me SO, yep.
BUT: what's kind of embarassing is that I was real drunk and couldn't ... uh... "perform" very well.
HOWEVER, to my credit, it MOSTLY had to do with...
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samaloda:
I got to be the girl in a similar scenario a week ago... except I'm a good kisser, I shave, and I'm no coffee can... but, yeah... beer dick is no fun...
...as unfortunate as it is, it inspired me to have better sex next time. Still waiting.
...as unfortunate as it is, it inspired me to have better sex next time. Still waiting.
su:
so were you kind of like that guy in Scary Movie, who before he could have sex with the girl he had to shave the area down with a chainsaw.
maybe shes been using that Rogaine for women....
anyways, I changed my alias, I am no longer "Zi."
maybe shes been using that Rogaine for women....
anyways, I changed my alias, I am no longer "Zi."
I had fun last night but,
NO DICE!
Tonight I resume my efforts. I should take a scant 2 our drive and go down to the TX coast for all the spring breaker chics who want nothing more than to give up their ass, but I don't know if I can take that whole frat boy "SPRING BREAK YEAAAHHH WHOOO SHOW ME YOUR TITS GIRLS...
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NO DICE!
Tonight I resume my efforts. I should take a scant 2 our drive and go down to the TX coast for all the spring breaker chics who want nothing more than to give up their ass, but I don't know if I can take that whole frat boy "SPRING BREAK YEAAAHHH WHOOO SHOW ME YOUR TITS GIRLS...
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glorybox:
Yea, Im really not into all that either.... its too fake for me honeslty. So why dont you make a quick change of plans and head over to Maryland, lots of girls willing to give their ass to you. Girls like me, me, and me... wait a minute, did i mention me?
crimson:
Happy St. Patrick's day!
Today was so nice. I made $90 at lunch and already have a six pack of tallboys for tonight and my car has a full tank of gas and my bills are (mostly) paid!
It was real sunny all day and I feel kinda good!
Conversation between me and my own self a few hours earlier:
"Hey Chris."
"What?"
"You feel kinda good today, huh."...
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It was real sunny all day and I feel kinda good!
Conversation between me and my own self a few hours earlier:
"Hey Chris."
"What?"
"You feel kinda good today, huh."...
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sakita:
I thought I was the only person
who had established a line of communication
with themselves.
Nice to see I am not.
take care
who had established a line of communication
with themselves.
Nice to see I am not.
take care
melli:
So did you get any? 
Oh so very hungover.
I'm such a cinematic clinger: I romanticize my role as a "real" person and try to do what actors in movies do to cope with all sorts of shit.
SO, I get home from work on Saturday at 3:30pm and (also cuz I'm a little sick) I decide to drink a bunch of screwdrivers to, you know, "drown my sorrows." Then...
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I'm such a cinematic clinger: I romanticize my role as a "real" person and try to do what actors in movies do to cope with all sorts of shit.
SO, I get home from work on Saturday at 3:30pm and (also cuz I'm a little sick) I decide to drink a bunch of screwdrivers to, you know, "drown my sorrows." Then...
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india:
i'm gona make you a desktop if i ever get to the bottom of this foot high pile of homework, there shud be an sgarmy for the sboys, i know a ton of girls who'd want a desktop of you! x
[Edited on Mar 15, 2004 10:43AM]
[Edited on Mar 15, 2004 10:43AM]
"Sheriff look, this time I'm tellin' the truth."
"I'm locked inside the Fratelli's basement with this guy..."
"Hah hah, rocky road?"
"I'm locked inside the Fratelli's basement with this guy..."
"Hah hah, rocky road?"
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lx:
I need to get down to Austin for Mullhollanddrive's B-Day celebration. He is a good, good guy. I hope I can make it! You are going to go right?
weaselprincess:
Cute and quotes the Goonies. *swoon*
So I'm driving to work and a clown runs out in front of me and I hit him!
Much to my suprise, he exploded and his lungs were full of CANDY!!! GLORIOUS CANDY!!!
Thanks everyone for looking at and commenting on my new cornball set. You're all so kickass!
Cheers!
Much to my suprise, he exploded and his lungs were full of CANDY!!! GLORIOUS CANDY!!!
Thanks everyone for looking at and commenting on my new cornball set. You're all so kickass!
Cheers!
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laputa64:
i finally put in my application to suicidegirls. i posted my application pics in my profile. wish me luck!!!!!
britbritbaby:
I loved your set
Well, that does it. Another set is posted of my nekkidness.
Most of you know I NO LONGER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I never used to jack off so much...
and NO, I didn't really finish myself off for you sickly's out there.
Did I do good?
Most of you know I NO LONGER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I never used to jack off so much...
and NO, I didn't really finish myself off for you sickly's out there.
Did I do good?
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azrael_abyss:
You did wonderful on that set. 
wyspurr:
you're so fucking adorable! makes me want to lick you like icecream. too bad you're in texas.
and i love your sense of humor.
and i love your sense of humor.
[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 11:00AM]
And yes, i have lots of time, llloooooottts of time!