Funny Story. My oldest son is starting to loose his teeth. The other day he had a really loose bottom tooth. He went to bed and when my wife went in to check on him, she touched the tooth and it fell out! No problem right? She wrote a note from the tooth fairy saying that she came in the night and got the tooth and left him $2.
The next day he wakes up and finds the note and the $2 and he seems pretty happy....until it was time to go to bed. Yeah...he's screaming and crying at bedtime because he thinks this crazy winged tooth fairy bitch is going to come in the middle of the night and rip the rest of his teeth out in his sleep.
So...I'm the only person I know who has this sign on the front door of their house:
NO TOOTH FAIRY AT THIS HOUSE!! LEAVE THE $2 IN THE MAILBOX!!
Ahhhh yeah. My 6 year old son is afraid of the tooth fairy. Fuck.
The next day he wakes up and finds the note and the $2 and he seems pretty happy....until it was time to go to bed. Yeah...he's screaming and crying at bedtime because he thinks this crazy winged tooth fairy bitch is going to come in the middle of the night and rip the rest of his teeth out in his sleep.
So...I'm the only person I know who has this sign on the front door of their house:
NO TOOTH FAIRY AT THIS HOUSE!! LEAVE THE $2 IN THE MAILBOX!!
Ahhhh yeah. My 6 year old son is afraid of the tooth fairy. Fuck.
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surlymike:
Poor kid---afraid of the tooth fairy (understandably so, mind you) and has to deal with snow & cold. Then again, maybe he likes winter!
ash:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THATS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!! 
