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Friday Feb 04, 2005

Feb 4, 2005
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The Emeryville Police Department disgusts me.

First, I have to be fingerprinted and mugshot to legally practice as a CMT. 'Cause I really need national certification and six hundred some-odd hours of anatomy, physiology, and pathology at one of the best schools in the country in order to be a prostitute.

Then I get one of those fucking red-light camera tickets at Powell and Christie, where the yellow light is a fraction of a second long. $370.00. THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY DOLLARS.

Horsefucking cocktards. oink
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bliss:
Not a problem!
Feb 9, 2005
melli:
I got a warning first offense letter from not really running a red light at the same intersection frown
Feb 11, 2005

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