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Friday Oct 06, 2006

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What I learned today, or Lament of the Fallen Tunafish
by Lucy Brutal

If your roommates have two cats, and you are in the kitchen making tunafish sandwiches, said cats will come out of wherever they were hiding from you before you opened the can and run to your side, pretending to be your friend.

This, I learned today, is a dirty, dirty cat trick, diabolically designed to rob unsuspecting humans of their sweet, sweet tuna.

This entry brought to you by a hungry Lucy, two scheming Sylvesters, and half of a tunafish sammich.

Damned cats.

xoxo
love lucy
VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
radiofrank:
Yeah, cats are the tool of the devil.
Oct 8, 2006
metricoclock:
hahah yeah i grew up with kitties, they got to the point that they would come running everytime they heard the can opener, even if it was baked beans tongue (joke was on them )

Hope your sandwich was all that it could be kiss
Oct 9, 2006

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