So...
..I JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR.
No, I'm not dead.
No, I'm not going to go to the police because it was my fault.
No, I'm not badly injured.
My right hand is pretty fucked up, my knees are bruised and cut to shit, and my shoulder and my ankle hurt like a sonofabitch, but none of the injuries are life-threatening, and I'll live.
Holy fuck, I hurt.
This hapened like 20 minutes ago while I was crossing the road to go home. I have to jet across the road every day when I get home because it just doesn't seem worth it to walk three blocks around and then three blocks back in the fucking freezing cold after 8 hours of work just because the city of TOronto are cheap fuckers who refuse to put A GODDAMNED MUCH-NEEDED CROSSWALK at that stop. I mean, EVERYONE has to boot it across the street. Well, this asshole in a white car came tearing out of nowhere while I was crossing the road (I didnt see him coming, and I looked both ways!),clipped me and took off. The fuckerI flew four feet and landed on the ground, and the asshole kept driving. Some lady helped me off of the middel of the road and across the street.
I guess the moral of the story here, guys, is don't jaywalk.
Now to nurse my wounds.
Fuck, I wish I had some weed. Fuck you, tylenol, you don't do a goddamned thing.
xoxo
love lucy
..I JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR.
No, I'm not dead.
No, I'm not going to go to the police because it was my fault.
No, I'm not badly injured.
My right hand is pretty fucked up, my knees are bruised and cut to shit, and my shoulder and my ankle hurt like a sonofabitch, but none of the injuries are life-threatening, and I'll live.
Holy fuck, I hurt.
This hapened like 20 minutes ago while I was crossing the road to go home. I have to jet across the road every day when I get home because it just doesn't seem worth it to walk three blocks around and then three blocks back in the fucking freezing cold after 8 hours of work just because the city of TOronto are cheap fuckers who refuse to put A GODDAMNED MUCH-NEEDED CROSSWALK at that stop. I mean, EVERYONE has to boot it across the street. Well, this asshole in a white car came tearing out of nowhere while I was crossing the road (I didnt see him coming, and I looked both ways!),clipped me and took off. The fuckerI flew four feet and landed on the ground, and the asshole kept driving. Some lady helped me off of the middel of the road and across the street.
I guess the moral of the story here, guys, is don't jaywalk.
Now to nurse my wounds.
Fuck, I wish I had some weed. Fuck you, tylenol, you don't do a goddamned thing.
xoxo
love lucy
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marlamay:
hey! i LOVE how you say in the Naked(girls only) group that: if guys apply you will post disembodied penis parts in their journal 
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that shit really freaks guys out. good job 
. that shit really freaks guys out. good job 
phoenixashes:
If ya want me to come to toronto and park a car on that bastards head, all ya gotta do is ask.