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Another classic from my "Retail Gone Wild" series. From back in March.


So today I had a customer call me a bunghole.

That's not the great thing about it. But lets rewind for a moment, kiddies. Daddy's got a story for you.

So I'm sitting in one of the chairs we provide our customers in my department when they try on the merchandise, or if...
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thefreak:
Bunghole Shoes. Go get a trademark now. Now.

-TM
tiger_fodder:
Re-runs...wtf? wink
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Sorry, I just had to post something that I may or may not have posted on here, but did on another blog. Funny retail story. NOW I will talk to you all when I get back. wink

Enjoy. (Oh, and I'll see you in a few days, Holdin!)


So I'm three-deep in a line ringing customers out in the Ladies Department of all places. Before...
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brightredscream:
God retail can be hell sometimes.
neakylikeaninja:
That retail story is priceless, that's totally service industry for ya...
How are things? ...haven't talked to you in a while.
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Nothing like friends and beer and an idiot trying to argue religion to make you feel somewhat better.
louella:
you mean wins epically
zak:
thanks dude. i appreciate your comments smile
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Carolina wins again! This time in a stunning 17 point comeback over the Chicago Bears. Love it. Next week we take on the Minnesota Vikings at their stadium. I have no doubt in my mind that they will have the Panthers as the underdogs for the third straight week. And maybe, just maybe, my team will prove the critics wrong for the third straight week....
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vonpink:
yeah i know waht ya mean y home town is fiilled with shade people like that
jamila:
Weekend was too short, as usual. I always like your poetry smile
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So my entire friends tab went bye bye. Why? Cuz I think either my computer hates me or one of my friends pulled a really stupid joke by signing into my account and deleting everyone on here. And I have a strong, strong feeling it was the second. So, password's been changed, I just need to get most everyone back on here.

Lame ass bastard,...
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_holden_:
Yay you're back. Come to Colorado already. wink
horror_head:
Thought you'd deleted all your friends on purpose, for some reason.
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So my twin brother, Corey, is finally getting around to designing my half sleeves. About damn time since I'm paying him $150 to do it. (I should get it for free, you know, the whole "twin brother" discount, and all.)

Okay, so aside from that, I've nothing left to announce, so I'm going to dedicate this back to Miro and her awesome fundraising going on...
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vonpink:
wait twin?
thats right i got to toss osme cash that way for the cause thigns for the reminder
jstduckie:
sleeves.....slacker.....im ahead of ya biggrin
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An Avalanche Of Thought

There is something in the air that's emerging
and spreading rapidly over countrysides
and cities and subarbs everywhere. Its a fascinating,
unyielding, and quite simply intoxicating feeling
that strips us bare and leaves us begging,
drooling like little dogs on our bellies
just waiting for our masters to rub it
so we shake our legs fast, contentedly
seeking the solace of...
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vermin:
Thank you, and thanks for accepting! Exit Music just re-emerged as one of my favourite songs ever so seeing your "about me" I couldn't resist hehe xxx
vermin:
I'm determined to figure out how to play it!! tongue
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Le Blah. surreal
_margot_:
sorry frown
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This room is empty but cluttered with
things I've accumulated over the past few days.
Pizza boxes and paper plates
with grease spots and half eaten crusts
and empty beer bottles
lay scattershot around my den, almost
mocking me at the reminder that
I'm alone.

A cockroach shoots across the floor in my shitty flat,
probably to join his other cockroach buddies
that have resided...
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rainbow:
Unfortunately yes, but they're less frequent and not as painful. So hopefully they're letting up. Gotta be positive! Haha.
lymphae:
your words really touch me. amazing!
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I've got big news...BUT...I'm going to make you salivate over just what it could be a little while longer. wink I'm cruel like that.

Countdown, 6 more days until I unveil some more of what I have now titled "Tether" (also the recent title of a poem wrote, go figure). Again, you'll have to wait for that too...just to keep you paisanos on your toes.

That's...
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acacia:
Secrets don't make friends! tongue
jamila:
A poet. But not your average poet. Get yourself "Like This" and you will thank me.
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Alright, kids. I'm going to give you a little motivation here.

A friend of mine wanted me to talk to a friend on their's. She's depressed and at the end of her rope. The girl, I really feel, was on the brink of suicide...and I have no doubt in my mind she'd have done it. I talked to her, cuz I care. You should care...
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gigondas:
Offer and appreciate beauty, eh.

Cool.



shelterfromcold:
You did a great thing for her, she'll now know she's not going through it alone. And that really does go a long way.
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The color of blues refract behind her eyes
like glass shards under morning sunlight. They
level me with a cutting glance; between beats of my pulse
I feel a trembling in my joints, like they're coming unhinged in the light of her stare.

Somehow she still manages to do this to me,
to keep me hooked to her after so long apart.
She bring me...
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