levity

so i have this giant pimple on my nose.
how big you ask?
well it is about the same size as the not!planet pluto and has it's own gravitational pull.
in fact it was so horrible today i called into work because i couldn't stand the thought of standing there for seven hours with strangers oogling my not!planet pimple.
i have tried everything to get rid of it but it just seems to be getting larger.
i have determined that my mutant gene has surfaced, and it consists of giant not!planet pimples that can fend off any form of retaliation.