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Some friends are there for you, some are just there....



Fair weather friend


Fair weather friend oh where have you been?
When I was stormed oh where were you then
When I'm secure and more like myself
You'll visit me and offer your help
But if some clouds breeze into my soul
You catch the wind and high tail it home

When you're depressed
And...
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I wrote this for a girl, I didn't get said girl, whata tramp...


Mesmerizing glow



Me thinks you're so alluring
A mesmerizing glow
So much my words get slurring
I thought that you should know

Should I make a pass at you or should I not?
Should I take a chance that I'm what you want?
Should I just hang loose cause you need a...
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societyspliers:
Yeah, on Efil4zaggin, their last album, Ice Cube was gone, and EasyE claimed credit for "Automobile," although it was just a cover of Parlieament Funkadelic's "My Automobile," with the lyrics nastified.

Here's the original PF song lyrics, followed by the NWA version, but they're off the webernet, and some seem wrong, but I'm too lazy to edit:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"My Automobile"
[spoken]
Hey dig it y'awl, hey dig it
What you got there?
Hey remember how, when you got your car
And you take a girl out for a ride
And you take her way out in the boonies somewhere
Well, if you don't give me a kiss, I'm gonna put you out here
And I ain't gonna ride you back
Oh yeah!
Dig, dig
Hold on, hold on!
Hey, dig this tune
Bernie, I'll play this,
Doo, doo doo-doo doo
Dig it dig it, yeah, yeah
Check this out
This is what I want you to do
Right here, big lines

You don't have to walk home, my dear
(I'll get that, yeah, yeah)
You don't have to walk home, my love
(sing with me right here, right here, yeah)
If you'll be nice to me (yeah, uh-huh)
Oh, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile

Wait a minute, I've got something here
Listen to this
Listen

All that I want is a little kiss (yeah go ahead and try that,see how that works)
All that I want is a teeny weeny hug (go back there)
If you'll be nice to me
Oh, I'll be good to you (mm-hmm!)
And we'll both ride home in my automobile (ha ha!)

Uh, let's try it, let's try it hillbilly
You...
No wait, go again
All that I want is just a little kiss
(yeah I think we better do it like that, let's do it like that)
With that sound?
Yeah, with that hillbilly sound
OK, let's go and cut man, let's go and cut it right now, OK

[sung]
You don't have to walk home, my dear
You don't have to walk home, my love
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile

All that I want is just a little kiss
All that I want is a teeny weeny hug
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile

Sit just a little bit closer, my dear (come on, woman)
Sit just a little bit closer, my love
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile

Come over here, woman!
Give me one of those big sloppy kisses!
You know I don't kiss on my first date!
What!
No, sorry
You gonna wind up walkin'!
You would not make me walk
No kisses?
I don't want to walk home
I know you're walkin' now, you gotta go
I don't want to kiss you!
It's my automobile

What? No kisses, my dear
What? No huggin', my love
If you don't want to talk
You're a gonna have to get out and walk
And I'll ride home in my automobile

You don't want to ride in these cams
I've got four kinds of cams

I can wheel and deal and go on home, lord
In my automobile
NWA's Nastification of te Lyrics:
Yo Dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and shit man we're kissin'
and grindin' and shit, so we hop in the back seat, you know man, this bitch
rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy,
man, and the bitch said 3 words, man :
STOP NO and DON'T [oh shit]
I said BIIIITTTTTTCCHH ...
You don't have to front on me dear, [don't front me..]
So why don't you just give that pussy here? [hehehe ahah]
If you'd be good to me, [yeah yeah]
ohh I'll be good to you, [ahahha]
and we'll both ride home in my automobile... [fuckin' head in this car]
All that I want is a little pussy [that's all he wants]
All that I want is just a little head [ahaha just a little bit]
If you'd be good to me, [good]
ohh I'll be good to you, [ah]
and we'll both ride home in my automobile...
You don't have to front on me bitch, [don't front on me muthafuckin' bitch]
Don't be afraid - it's only a dick [ahaha it's only a dick .. ]
Give up the pussy soon, [yeah soon]
All I want is a little womb, [little]
oh get your groopy ass out my hotel room [ahhhhhhhuuu]
oh get your groopy ass out my hotel room [get out get out...]
All I want is the pussy [ha!]
All I want is the pussy [pussy]
All I want is the pussy [godamn right!]
All I want is the pussy [pussy pussy pussy pussy..]
If you'd be good to me, [yeah, ho']
ohh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile [kick some more shit]
we'll both ride home in my automobile... [ah yeah]
If you'd be good to me,[yeah baby]
ohh I'll be good to you
and we'll both ride home in my automobile

I like your song. But, if she was a tramp, shouldn't you have gotten her, too?wink

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I couldn't chirp a peep (I forgot your telephone number)


I don't wanna wish anymore cause your kisses still ignore me
Now I know I don't need you anymore
I fought the truth cause I needed to believe you
We both knew I was always keeping score

I forgot your telephone number
But I can't say that it's bumming me
I can't say I feel...
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another political one, damn i used to be such a anarcist.....



Hey now rebel


I'm in touch with liberalism
But not too much I barely am in it


I was educated but
I still don't understand
How they formulated
My life as it is planned
When I graduated I
Was told I was a man
Life is complicated
You must first stake out your land...
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not one of my best ones, but i thought the idea was great. somone sitting as a couch potato telling others what they should do. Note the FROGGER reference so you know I wrote this long long time ago


Armchair Enthusiast



Armchair enthusiast
What keeps you busiest?
'Lectronic volley ball; frog jumping on a log


Armchair activist
What keeps you safe from fits?
Codeine or...
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mockingbird:
The Frogger reference makes me smile.
lessnessmen:
awww, now i feel noticed, thanx both of you :-}
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moldy oldies

I lose my slumber/Dizzy Blind Collapse


Long distance lover I mess my covers
Sleep isn't easy it's ringing busy
I lose my slumber calling your number
I tend to wonder whose spell you're under
Whose bed you're warming whose hair you're combing
Long distance lover who shares your summer

Long distance lover why is there thunder
I need explaining you like it raining...
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2 poems, first was inspired by dean koontz book of same title, 2nd was inspired by Mallory Keaton (yummy bunny) from family ties. she once said... "when colors clash men are soon to follow" talking about fashion, i thought it was a great line for a political poem too.



Servants of the twilight


Servants of the twilight
Serpents for a byline
Deserving of the dark...
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lorelei:
thank you for your comment on my latest set! love, lorelei
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I wrote this in kind of a 'round' ,its very autobiographic, at least i get the jokes.


About lying crying hiding and leaving lovers laughing


About lying
I maybe lying to you; I may be true
I might be hiding the truth
I might be very confused; about lying
I maybe say what I want

About crying
I might be crying it out; I might...
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tiger_fodder:
Another good one! smile
lessnessmen:
thanx by the way :-}


now if only some of these mega sexy chicks would check them out too :-}
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This ia a lyric idea i came up with a few months back, i still haven't decided where I want to go with it. anyone want to write a couple a verses i'd love to steal your idea's


Sexy Monk

I got a 5 year plan; I'm a bit of a sexy monk
I wont sleep with girlfriends till I've know them for 60 months...
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Spark

Spark is the name
Of flickering flame
That divides our eyes
From opposite sides
Of the small A-frame
We're staying in
(To get away)


Source

You're the source
Of all I see
You're the force
That I believe
Will calmly stroll
Into my cells
And finally show me
That I'm well
And if our flame
Declines to burn
At least we'll say
We had...
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glitch:
thanks so much!!!
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Nitty gritty Dirty street life


Brown curly haired girl on the street
Your eyes show you haven't slept in weeks
You're doing coke to zoom around
To turn cheap tricks all over town
With slender legs out for a stroll
Till someone begs to pay your toll

Deep within the nitty & gritty
This is a tale of the city
The nitty the gritty the...
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tiger_fodder:
I have not commented on these, but I like them! smile
lessnessmen:
tanx and bullets