lemonkid

Who will live (in a week) in the most fabulous ridiculous expensive elite neighbourhood of his city?

I'll give you a clue - me. Photos of my fabulous hilltop mansions home soon to come. (and no, I'm not shitting you all)

I saw the Metric, the Fine Options, and Death from Above 1979 all play on Saturday. The usual venue nonsense, Sugar sucks a part of my body located in the back, but fun times. Death from Above were sonically an onslaught to be reckoned with, however the Metric put on the most dynamite physical performance. The lead singer is what my grandfather might call a "stone cold fox" and she was a wailin', a boogin' and a swingin'.

I also saw Malloreigh and TheZottedMemberFormerlyKnownasHerBoyfriend there who took some great pictures, but has his back in a knot from his crazy heavy camera. Mine's all light and portable. Victory! Their dance-tastic friend Sssss (whom I met at Mod night on Weds) was also there.. it's like she's in a funsuit all the time or something - when everyone new I meet is a drag (New York kids excluded) - she's like the Anti-drag. A Dionysian character straight out of my man Nietzsche to be sure. Those ones are hard to find these days. She also is good friends with my pals Ben & Jerry, and helped me taunt TheZottedMemberFormerlyKnownasHer&Lotus'sBoyfriend in the second of Canada's official tongues. (that's French for y'all who are ilCanadianliterate)

So I'm happy about securing new, tremendously elite digs, and wish that this journal entry was a bit finer written (and that I'd had enough time to put together the NYC update by now) - but good things come to those who wait. Or some similar banality.

Kudos friend,

adventurally yours,

Sir Lemonkid.

ps. From the mind that brought you "glamboyant" I've invented a new word -

"BOSSSOME"

Not only does this baby have triple-S action it means "Better than awesome"

For those skeptics out there - fear not - this baby is the Fonz approved..