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Monday May 23, 2011

May 23, 2011
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This weekend I:

- got tipsy went to see Thor in 3D with my friend Pam, cheesy, yet enjoyable

- walked around town getting sweaty with Mnelyu

- went to Alle's bday party at Chez Mado, heard splendiforous drag queens heckle Anglophones and Americans

- got sangria'd in a picnic at the park with some friends from St. Henri where Cass17 made an appearance

- hit the Montreal Musee des Hospitaliers with my friend Marri who studies medical history, saw a medieval staircase, was informed what vintage medical equipment was, had the cutest old Francophone lady give us a tour and recite us a poem from medical history to be given to patients so they wouldn't fear their enemas

- ate a veggie smoked meat sandwich at Aux Vivres (meat is better)

- hit up roller derby with Marri and a posse of women - cheered for my favorite teams, saw lesbians get violent, made a lesbian on my friend's team jealous because of the "harem" I was rolling with. Wore a fantastic chapeau.

- went to a karaoke birthday party in the village at Cocktail bar and sung Love Me Two Times by the Doors. Wanted to sing Sweet Tranvestite, but the DJ stole my song and sung it himself

- went to friend's for a very late night smoke, stumbled home at 5:30 when the birds were chirping

- picked up the new Hakim Bey book at the Anarchist Bookfair - I still love the left, but I don't poeticize it as much anymore. I will take the hot punky looking girls with killer weed however I won't take your shitty hiphop album.

- went to Shaine and Sydni's housewarming party, got given a bolo tie, got in a knife fight with a lesbian incurring a minor flesh wound, ate 2 hamburgers, saw a man eat the tip of a cake shaped like a penis, developed a new hackey sack game where you have to get the sack into a woman's ample cleavage, talked about literature, comedy, fisting, fucking, hats, dancing video games, more fucking, drinking, more drinking, got a vodka/orange squirted into my mouth from a squirt gun, etc.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
hyatt:
Well shit, your life moves a lot faster than mine!
May 25, 2011
baudot:
The screen printing hit a handful of snags. New in-the-mail date looks like Tuesday of next week.
May 26, 2011

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