I won't consider myself successful until someone follows me around with a cooler of gatorade to dump over my head whenever I win at anything.
stellarmorta:
Accurate
The 7 days I spent volunteering at the nudist colony was definitely the hardest week of my life
I asked the Lord why, and He replied "sand people ride single file to hide their numbers"
Describe to me what your breasts look like using only pictures of them