Children are the greatest gift of all, but punch some holes in the box so they can breathe.
I really need to remember to buy toilet paper. I'm tired of having to give my cats baths
The only joints I roll are my ankles
Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
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twizz:
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melyse:
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All the amazing women on this site must be Irish because my penis is Dublin!
Happy St Patrick's Day!!!
I'm glad I survived the "I think cutoff sleeves are cool" phase in my life
wizard0:
He knew the risks.
If some people have dry senses of humor does that mean everyone else has wet senses of humor?
arroezze:
I prefer the term, marinated humor.
This is the eldest of my furbabies.
Her name is Gracie, she is 21 years old today!!!
Born March 11, 2000
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olgakulaga:
She’s beautiful! Happy birthday for her!
libris:
Awww, she looks great to be 21!
When you think you're not good enough and you can't succeed. Just remember. That William Shatner is an actor who makes millions of dollars and he can't act.
