my new Thai girlfriend says it's okay to have a small penis. I still wish she didn't have one
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said "That's how I want you to do it"
When writing the story of your life don't let everyone hold your pen..
So today i was handcuffed and put in the back of a police car for feeding the homeless at a gas station. Then, to top it all off the cops confiscated my potato gun
I finally learned how to sweep a woman off her feet. It only took me 5 years and $7,800 in Martial Arts lessons
Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m