Got my costume ready..who else is down with this clown?
My love for Halloween has never been more apparent than walking out of the Halloween store after spending nearly $100 and getting not 1, not 2, but 3 different Halloween masks
"Never put capsaicin on your wiener to try and pee fire"
-Donald Trump-
Sure could go for a nice warm glass of 245-Trioxin
I was using my selfie stick to get a kick ass selfie during a rainstorm earlier…… Anyway, long story short I singed my back hair and have third degree burns on my nipples
Some people won't admit their faults. I would, If I had any.
I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!"
I was pretty bummed to find out zebra cakes weren't made of zebras
power138:
Wait. ..whatchu talkin' about? No zebras?!😭😭😭
I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!"
It's time to appreciate 10 beautiful women with this weeks Top 10 Suicidegirls and Hopefuls
1. @vanp
2. @quinda
3. @hopeiero
4. @Hadley
5. @halfasianbarbie
6. @krito
7. @nattybohh
8. @mouse
9. @teeth
10. @elaena
Honorable Mentions: @lovia @lethal @dianalark @pisces and @arsenicstar
quinda:
❤❤
When a girl changes clothes in front of you:
1.She likes you
2.Shes Friendzoned you
3.She thinks youre gay
4.She doesn't see you in the tree
I want to open a sex shop and call it. SPORTING'S DICK GOODS
