I can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo
bookcouple:
Hmmmm
chefdaddy:
Ha
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success
Do you theres people out there striving to be models for adult diaper packages?
Every time I go to the pool in my bathing suit I can feel all the women dressing me with their eyes
cabani:
😅😅
cabani:
This is very funny and self-critical.
Sunday is time for some beauty appreciation.
1. @quinda
2. @halfasianbarbie
3. @elaena
4. @vanp
5. @mouse
6. @teeth
7. @nattybohh
8. @hopeiero
9. @aerie
10. @saoah
Honorable Mentions... @vapor @zabella @allis @hopeless and @drielly
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elaena:
Thank you so much! 😚♥️
quinda:
thank you ❤❤😘
ravenivy:
😍😍
kjj0013:
@freyahz I think I make a sexy Killer clown
Be careful saying a woman's place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept.
I wonder if the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases
I just made 70 Halloween goodie bags for the kids who'll come to my job on Saturday. I went overboard
bookcouple:
Nice!
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you
bookcouple:
Nice
I dont know what it is about sex that has me panting afterwards. Maybe its the physical exertion, complex techniques, age... or could just be inflating the damn dummy every single time
Sunday means time for the suicidegirls of the week! AND THESE 10 GORGEOUS LADIES GET SOME TIPS
1. @hopeiero
2. @vanp
3. @quinda
4. @hadley
5. @halfasianbarbie
6. @mouse
7. @teeth
8. @nattybohh
9. @eirenne
10. @aerie
eirenne:
<3 <3