Thanks to synonyms "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty," are the same sentence
bookcouple:
😛
chefdaddy:
Ha
Been a depressing week. 2 doctors trips that pretty much broke my bank. Missed work which doesn't help that. Gotta spend more money next week for stuff to rehabilitate my elbow. Plus, my whole right arm and hand is pretty useless right now
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ravenivy:
😔😘😘😘
bookcouple:
Awww, I’m so sorry, hugs to you
Kissing is weird. At some point, multiple cultures independently came to the conclusion that wanting to lick the inside of somebody's mouth shouldn't be exclusive to dogs.
I hate porn....but don't get me wrong the money was good
This injury has shown me I'm not very proficient in typing with my left hand. <-- autocorrect helped
Damn. Hospitals suck. Arms in a sling now
You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too
1. @Quinda
2. @Gaiah
3. @Mouse
4. @Elaena
5. @Vanp
6. @Teeth
7. @Nattybohh
8. @Hopeiero
9. @Saoah
10. @libris
Honorable Mentions. @ivory @zabella @dread @dementia and @willow_
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saoah:
Awwww 💖💖💖💖💖
elaena:
Thank you so much!!!!! 💋💕
Ugh…so my mom opened the door to catch me masturbating. I could tell she was pissed at me by how loudly she was yelling at me to get back in the house
hiptobes:
😂😂😂
I love shooting pool. Even though sometimes the gunshots scare the swimmers
I used to be jiggy with it. Then I threw out my back
You have 2 options when things look bad. You can survive or you can fall