Worked 10 hours.
Came home and made dinner.
Then made dessert.
Which of you ladies is gonna wife me up?
I tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling a deaf girl I screwed her husband
1. @quinda
2. @mouse
3. @gaiah
4. @vanp
5. @saoah
6. @elaena
7. @teeth
8. @eirenne
9. @hopeiero
10. @nattybohh
gaiah:
Thanks so much! So wonderful to be included in this list ☺️😘💗
quinda:
thank you ❤
The next 4 girls to be in the 2019 Suicidegirls World Cup are...
@elaena @mouse @allis and @hopeless
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind. But then you can play who's in my mouth"
-Matthew 5:32-
Our mistakes are just proof that were trying. Don't let the mistakes you make define you
I was Christmas shopping for a friend's daughter... I asked what she was into and he said "anything Frozen" So, I got her a bag of peas and some pizza rolls
Everyone please bow your heads in a moment of silence as we honor the gerbils, mice, fish, birds, hamsters, frogs and other small animals that we have lost in the anal cavities of some sick individuals trying to reach orgasm.
Never forget
#AnimalsNOTanalmals
#SayNoToFidoAsaDildo
#InOurHeartsNotOurButts
#NotNiceToPlungeMice
#GerbilsHaveFeelingsToo
#UseToysNotCoys
3 more women have been selected for the 2019 suicidegirls World Cup
Congratulations to @delaney @sash and @halfasianbarbie
halfasianbarbie:
Thank you so much! I feel honored to be considered with these other beautiful ladies!
1. @quinda
2. @mouse
3. @gaiah
4. @vanp
5. @elaena
6. @teeth
7. @eirenne
8. @hopeiero
9. @nattybohh
10. @dianalark
Congratulations to @Eirenne, @Quinda, @Teeth, @Vanp & @Dianalark for being the first 5 girls invited to the Suicidegirls World Cup 2019
quinda:
thanks ❤
I wonder if Vanna ever fell asleep at the wheel