If you could fornicate with any pokemon which one would it be and why?
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Would a man with no legs who was racist be lack toes intolerant?
If you get excited that jumping on the bed won't spill the wineglass on the other side, you're probably an alcoholic
Glasses make you look smart, but you have to fail an exam to get them.
I want a massage, so I'm going to tape scratch-offs to my back to lure in some unsuspecting gas station vagrants
All porn videos should start with 5 seconds music to remind you that your volume is turned up
The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says
Just get hoarders addicted to crack. They'll sell all their stuff to buy more crack. Problem solved.
