It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them
I'll pull my g-string up and handle mines
weissbiermann:
Better than handling mimes.
if you wanna burn bridges. Go ahead. I'll hand you the match
a girl fucks 10 guys in a week and she's a slut but if I do it I'm gay. I hate the double standard
weissbiermann:
Lol, it’s a hard life.
fate:
😂😂😂
Today I entered a beauty contest, and came first. I wasn't competing, I was masturbating in the front row.
Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP necks from getting red.
I'm not saying she's a gold digger. but she's got a pick axe and a sifting pan
when I was a kid I walked in on my parents having sex.. it was the weirdest 25 minutes of my life
a bird in the hand is worth... bird flu. get your hands away from me, you fuckin asshole
anclefairy:
something happened ?
kjj0013:
no
Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
watched any good porn lately?
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hadley:
@kjj0013 just type Hadley Haze into the Pornhub search engine! Enjoy 💕
kjj0013:
ah okk