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My kitty is cuter than yours. My little fat girl, Harley

luxes:
Oh my I love her
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So tomorrow at my work(i work in a grocery store) i volunteered for the kids trick or treat. BUT... I wanted to be a bit of a devil.

Big fake spider + remote control car = kids running for their lives!!


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So tomorrow at my work(i work in a grocery store) i volunteered for the kids trick or treat. BUT... I wanted to be a bit of a devil.

Big fake spider + remote control car = kids running for their lives!!


olgakulaga:
Brrr
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If I ever owned store to sell dogs id call it. "Bitch, Please"
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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread it apart?

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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." Frodo: "You‘re not fooling anyone, that was premature ejaculation and you know it."
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The last couple of days I've been feeling really empty inside.....these new laxatives are workin wonders!
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Earlier today

Me: do you smell something?

Mom: No.

Me: well then get your ass in the kitchen and start dinner

Anyway, I'll be back on Facebook later I just woke up on the floor with a headache and a black eye
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so I'm at the BMV getting my new ID and in front of me is a blind man with one of those feeler canes(i dont know the correct term) and he's with his wife who has a seeing eye dog. why the hell was my initial thought. "Does the fucking dog drive?"