My kitty is cuter than yours. My little fat girl, Harley
luxes:
Oh my I love her
So tomorrow at my work(i work in a grocery store) i volunteered for the kids trick or treat. BUT... I wanted to be a bit of a devil.
Big fake spider + remote control car = kids running for their lives!!
So tomorrow at my work(i work in a grocery store) i volunteered for the kids trick or treat. BUT... I wanted to be a bit of a devil.
Big fake spider + remote control car = kids running for their lives!!
olgakulaga:
Brrr
If I ever owned store to sell dogs id call it. "Bitch, Please"
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread it apart?
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." Frodo: "You‘re not fooling anyone, that was premature ejaculation and you know it."
Anyone going to Wizard World Columbus this weekend
The last couple of days I've been feeling really empty inside.....these new laxatives are workin wonders!
Earlier today
Me: do you smell something?
Mom: No.
Me: well then get your ass in the kitchen and start dinner
Anyway, I'll be back on Facebook later I just woke up on the floor with a headache and a black eye
so I'm at the BMV getting my new ID and in front of me is a blind man with one of those feeler canes(i dont know the correct term) and he's with his wife who has a seeing eye dog. why the hell was my initial thought. "Does the fucking dog drive?"
