Remember, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it is just your body taking a screenshot.
luxes:
Loool ahhahaa
I dont like the term "anal bleaching" I prefer to call it "changing my ring tone"
arroezze:
That's a good one.
zory:
Loooool
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
Just to be clear. The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
I've never been very popular. When I was little even my invisible friends wouldn't play with me
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chefdaddy:
You should tie a pork chop around your neck so at least the dog will play with you. Always worked when my mom did it to me.
luxes:
:(
Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.
Been a tough day..please send nudes
wizard0:
I"m on it!
chroi:
Sending hugs and noodles your way xx
Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.
chroi:
🤣
My knowledge of ballroom dancing couldn't paso doble get any worse
chroi:
😂
What's the conversion rate between an assload and a fuck ton?
chefdaddy:
US or Metric fuck ton?
I just got back from China.
I feel pretty disoriented.
Putting googly eyes on a skeleton is truly terrifying
luxes:
😍