The 7 days I spent volunteering at the nudist colony was definitely the hardest week of my life
But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints.
I asked the Lord why, and He replied "sand people ride single file to hide their numbers"
I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes
Don't get me wrong, Chinese food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice
arroezze:
It is China after all.
Allow your children to believe in Santa Claus. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining the magic for you .
I was told I was getting to fat and needed a trainer. So I hired one. It's been a week and I can already. Sit, Stay and Handshake
I'm not gay, but I know lots about not having sex with women.
Describe to me what your breasts look like using only pictures of them
Instead of carrying around a condom in my wallet I carry a moist towelette. Cuz I run into chicken wings more than I do sex
star:
š Iād rather run into chicken wings, too
Still at the Hospital. MRI Tomorrow.
Boobs to make me feel better!
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chillism:
Heeey, I hope you get better soon. Positive thinking!!!
inadequatedreamer:
Get well sooner!
So guys. I'm not dead. I've been absent because as you'll see in the pic below I'm in the hospital.
Ohio State University Hospital East to be exact.
I've got a bad infection in my toe that I have no idea where it came from and they're worried I may have infection in the bone which is a whole nother can of worms.
So just
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chillism:
heeey it's going to be okay!!!
luxes:
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We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not