I don't eat ducks. Ducks rule. They swim, they fly, they walk, they quack. And ducklings are the cutest thing after kittens. Being a duck must be totally cool.
My hosemate Craig and I are walking in the park.
There were Ducks present.
He says: 'wow. I wish i was a duck. I wouldnt have to worry about money, or rent or anything like that.'
My hosemate Craig and I are walking in the park.
There were Ducks present.
He says: 'wow. I wish i was a duck. I wouldnt have to worry about money, or rent or anything like that.'
And I replied: '...but you'd still have a Bill'.
Oh how we laughed.
I had Duck in Garlic Sauce once. It was very nice
*runs away to hunt for a duck supper*
Hang on, I'll go for roast Womble instead