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Wednesday Mar 08, 2006

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sick today. it's official: i never learn.

this also filed under official: (het) guys, when you're leaning in to make that first move (assuming you're the one starting to fire things up and not her) please don't first say "hi," all soft and sultry, like, okay, now let's cut the bullshit and really get down to business, hi. i don't like it. maybe others do. so i'll ammend: don't say it to me. maybe i've just been watching too much L-word.

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chuba:
You can only "hi" if it comes across like a mutual joke. Opening up the joint understanding of the sneaky "hi" now makes it acceptable on pretense of trying to be boyishly charming. I also dislike the L-word. Nothing hurts me more than trying to watch beautiful makeout, only to have them fight about nothing for an hour. MOre to say but I'm going to the theater
Mar 8, 2006
zcxzcxzcxzcxzxcz:
I think my real age must be spmething like 16.

Not sure what the L Word is.....maybe we'll get it over here one day?
Mar 8, 2006

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