ok. as a xmas present to you (and mostly to myself), i'm going to end the shennanigans a few guesses shy of 20. you made a good showing, all, and i'm proud of ya.
the lie is #14. it's a little difficult for me to admit this, being a "lit person," but i'm busting out there with it. seriously, that hapless wizard and his underdog-hero archetype had me at hello.
of course you realize what this means . . . i do, indeed, adore fruitcake.
THANKS FOR PLAYING! xoxox
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ONLY ONE of the following is false (just do your best):
1) i once worked for eight months as a professional tarot card reader
2) when i was 17 my boyfriend was 37
3) i was entirely bedridden from september 2004 to april 2005
4) i once proposed starting a yahoo group for all the guys i was simultaneously dating
5) i once held the title of "teen slam poetry champ of san francisco"
6) when my grandfather died, i tattood his initial into my leg
7) i adore fruitcake
8) i am shy
9) i masturbate once a month, maximum
10) i never drink alcohol
11) i love led zeppelin
12) i once worked as a sunday school teacher
13) my mother and i are estranged
14) i think harry potter is overrated
15) i am a compulsive list-maker
16) i have spent more than one consecutive night in jail
17) i once went for three months without showering
18) when i was sixteen my boyfriend was 23
19) i think "god" is a silly construct
20) my relatives on my mom's side hail from Kiev
the lie is #14. it's a little difficult for me to admit this, being a "lit person," but i'm busting out there with it. seriously, that hapless wizard and his underdog-hero archetype had me at hello.
of course you realize what this means . . . i do, indeed, adore fruitcake.
THANKS FOR PLAYING! xoxox
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ONLY ONE of the following is false (just do your best):
1) i once worked for eight months as a professional tarot card reader
2) when i was 17 my boyfriend was 37
3) i was entirely bedridden from september 2004 to april 2005
4) i once proposed starting a yahoo group for all the guys i was simultaneously dating
5) i once held the title of "teen slam poetry champ of san francisco"
6) when my grandfather died, i tattood his initial into my leg
7) i adore fruitcake
8) i am shy
9) i masturbate once a month, maximum
10) i never drink alcohol
11) i love led zeppelin
12) i once worked as a sunday school teacher
13) my mother and i are estranged
14) i think harry potter is overrated
15) i am a compulsive list-maker
16) i have spent more than one consecutive night in jail
17) i once went for three months without showering
18) when i was sixteen my boyfriend was 23
19) i think "god" is a silly construct
20) my relatives on my mom's side hail from Kiev
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What was the jail-time for?