I have this problem.
See, my wife likes to try new things, and she has an open mind. For example, she might say something like, "You know, I think I'm going to start exercising my facial muscles. I found this website where they show you how to do it, and they say it might help prevent aging if you start doing it early." This is,...
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See, my wife likes to try new things, and she has an open mind. For example, she might say something like, "You know, I think I'm going to start exercising my facial muscles. I found this website where they show you how to do it, and they say it might help prevent aging if you start doing it early." This is,...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day....
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venomkid:
I was, hehe. I just get paranoid and start hitting delete buttons sometimes. Usually under the influence. I forget who is who and why I think they're cool.
Thanks for re-friending me.
Thanks for re-friending me.
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crispy:
Everyone would claim Photoshop.
It did make me smile, though.
It did make me smile, though.
binkymcqueen:
And my second instalment for you into the world of mp3blog would be yet another site witch gathers a tone of sites together so as to make it easy to jump to ones which pertain to the style of music you want to pursue..
Tofu Hut
Anyway-just thought you would enjoy this info...as I am compiling a huge article on it in the flesh world for a local publication..
Tofu Hut
Anyway-just thought you would enjoy this info...as I am compiling a huge article on it in the flesh world for a local publication..
Sure, making, and eating, a dozen chocolate chip cookies sounds like a good idea...
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unravled:
You can lead a pirate to water... 
xanippi:
did you confuse the baking power with the flour? I did that trying to make penut butter cookies. I'm retarded.
So I was reading on entrys and last valentines day you wished you had more people posting homemade porn on your journal. So... this for you.
So I was reading on entrys and last valentines day you wished you had more people posting homemade porn on your journal. So... this for you.
I can't believe i'm putting my own pictures in spoilers on a porn site. Anyhow, I like your profile pic and the tatu article.
From _The_Golden_Apple_ by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
[as extracted from pp.438f of _The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy_ compilation]
``Very nice,'' I said. ``But why did you bring me up here?''
``It's time for you to see the fnords,'' he replied. Then I woke up in bed
and it was the next morning. I made breakfast in a pretty nasty mood, wondering
if I'd seen the fnords, whatever...
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[as extracted from pp.438f of _The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy_ compilation]
``Very nice,'' I said. ``But why did you bring me up here?''
``It's time for you to see the fnords,'' he replied. Then I woke up in bed
and it was the next morning. I made breakfast in a pretty nasty mood, wondering
if I'd seen the fnords, whatever...
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googused:
Well, there goes TEN MINUTES of Billy Joel research down the drain! Thanks a lot! 
frenchy:
I like Eminem and I wanted that beater BAD ahah!
I'll be back for more now!!!
I'll be back for more now!!!
I fixed the headboard of our bed today. This involved using nails, a hammer, and pliers. Clearly, I am a Man God. *grunt*
Actually, I got a lot of shit done today. Did the laundry, picked up the trash, gathered all the dirty dishes. See, we're trying to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday morning. Saturday, Sunday, and Monday were mostly spent...
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Actually, I got a lot of shit done today. Did the laundry, picked up the trash, gathered all the dirty dishes. See, we're trying to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday morning. Saturday, Sunday, and Monday were mostly spent...
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piratepete:
THANKS! I was going to do the same thing but I just have not gotten around to it
llouys:
good luck
So this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor! You've got to help me! My dick is orange!"
The doctor's never seen anything like it, so he asks the guy a few questions. "Are you on any medication?" "No." "Have you had any unsafe sexual encounters recently?" "No sir, haven't got laid in months." "Well, are you exposed to any chemicals at your job?"...
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The doctor's never seen anything like it, so he asks the guy a few questions. "Are you on any medication?" "No." "Have you had any unsafe sexual encounters recently?" "No sir, haven't got laid in months." "Well, are you exposed to any chemicals at your job?"...
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christineaerin:
what's goin' on okie??
syh:
That is a horrible joke.
Wait, I'm not supposed to be jolly anymore.
Wait, I'm not supposed to be jolly anymore.
Reading V for Vendetta. Wonderful. Interviewed Neil Gaiman this morning about Anansi Boys. Also wonderful. Interviewed him once before, three years ago. Has the most spectacular voice you've ever heard -- a high-class, educated, dignified English voice given some balls and character by a decade of living in the midwest U.S.. Better interview this time than last, had a focus -- the new...
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nic:
Oh man. You have a ferret. I want a ferret but the Tron won't let me. Plus it might eat my rats.
traumatron:
"SKRYEEEEEEE"
"SKRYEEEEEEE"
So... how 'bout them Dodgers?
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vrulovwrath:
Oh I see. You watch baseball right? 
pointblank:
Dylan has no social significance.
Cracks me up...
Cracks me up...
Re: Wired story, anti-SG bullshit.
*DISCLAIMER: I am not now, have never been, and probably will never be staff or a salaried employee of SuicideGirls.com. The opinions below are my own and are not intended to represent the opinions of SuicideGirls or its staff.*
Missy is not a puppet. Sean is not a puppetmaster. They are not rich. They are fucking BUSY. Some of you...
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*DISCLAIMER: I am not now, have never been, and probably will never be staff or a salaried employee of SuicideGirls.com. The opinions below are my own and are not intended to represent the opinions of SuicideGirls or its staff.*
Missy is not a puppet. Sean is not a puppetmaster. They are not rich. They are fucking BUSY. Some of you...
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wan:
Does it make a difference, for my point, whether these competing sites are fully operational, or merely in the works?
i'm really tired but i don't understand. your point was that it was people attempting to establish a competing site or sites, wasn't it? mine was that, in my experience, the people who are most vocally anti-sg don't have competition on their agenda. i guess you might be insinuating that there is an operational competing site that has all these people on payroll, but that is really far-fetched. sg doesn't really have a competitor in the niche they've carved out.
anyway, my answer is your question is besides my point and i don't see how it would matter to your's unless you're privy to some pin-up site economic strata that seems to be off everyone's radar.
wan:
yeah, i know. it's difficult to beat around the bush with this stuff. but i do disagree with what you just said about timing. i think a couple of other factors are more important. if anything, i think she's trying to capitalize on the situation, but i don't think her motives are competition, at least in a business sense. obviously, she's very vocal, but my impression is that she envisions herself as a modern joan of arc far more than an empire builder. maybe i'm naive. we should take it off-site if you want to persue it anymore.
We have the same birthday.