So, i'm pretty sick and I think someone should come take care of me.
Work has been insane, and I have about a week until my next day off. Its getting pretty stressful, I need to whip all my minions into shape. Or fire them.
Anyway, I decided to randomly look up my name on Urban Dictionary. I didn't think it would be so freakin... Read More
Want to know how insane I am to myself? My next day off of work is not until the 12th of this month: I make my own schedule. And it's not like I get to call out or decide to take a day off because I get locked in for it once the schedule is submitted, and its hard to call out when I only... Read More
Friend: "so, I know you're not the one to come to if I want to talk about my feelings but.."
Me: *staring*
Friend: "I just feel like crap..." *starts crying*
Me: "...........why?"
Friend: Still crying..
Me: awkwardly finishes putting my shirt on and changes the topic of conversation.
I invited her over for pizza and smoking,... Read More
I totally agree! The 10 Fwy is awful, East or West. I'll be going East on the 210 Fwy tomorrow bright and early. By the way, your crushes are my crushes. Great minds think alike.
Feed your man cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon if you're planning to give him oral pleasure. It'll make his semen taste nicer.
And don't let him near garlic, onions, curry or asparagus - all these foods will make his semen taste unpleasant.
Ladies- eat some pineapple or kiwi, it makes you tasty as well
EDIT: Looks like i'll finally be getting a car. I cant... Read More
I'm not totally sure if this belongs here. But i've been left with my thoughts all day since I have today off and i'm waiting on my older sister to get here so we can get some food and see a movie.
Approximately this time last year my life was changing completely. I was going through ups and downs, moving to... Read More
Well, I definitely hope you see us as friends tiny You know we are always around if you need anything, among others too Im sure. Very nice cars by the way
I also love the Corvair. Air cooled engine in the rear What a concept eh ?
Well, feel free to smoke your brains out and be as selfish as you please, there is never anything wrong with concerning yourself before others. You must get somewhere before you worry about getting someone else somewhere first
okay okay okay. This MAY be long since I feel like I have a lot to say.
I started the 365 project. I've been kind of lagging because I fail at life, so my first few pictures aren't so great because I've really just been doing it to stay on top of it and to keep a goddamn promise to myself for once.
Semen fail.
