About three times a year, I get cramps so bad I'd rather be punched in the mouth and left for dead, than have to actually function. Today's a day like that. Although they aren't terrible yet...no; they'll wait until I'm ready to fall asleep to assault me entirely.
Speaking of assault.
I would totally let Chris Noth do whatever the hell he'd want with and...
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Speaking of assault.
I would totally let Chris Noth do whatever the hell he'd want with and...
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decedent:
five classes, plus a lab. i'm only taking one class i'm really interested in, 'literary crimes'. i'll also have to completely redo my work schedule, which stinks.
shamunda:
nah its a place for chatting and chewing. We shall go and you shall see!
I met with luckyP and Skryche last night to go see Irina's play; where Irina wore a black, shoulder-length wig, and a skirt that not so much covered her ass as it did cling with its every fiber together, so as not to fall apart and leave her in her underpants. It was hot. And fun.
Then we went to get ice cream that...
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kestrel:
Bahahaha! I'm glad you liked it, and got it so soon. I picked up something awesome send you RIGHT after sending that one off. The drawing may not be entry-worthy, but the collection of nonsense I found around my room certainly is. 
angeld:
You is pwetty and I'm pissed.....
For those of you who read in my previous entry about the random phone call I received, that dealt with someone talking of cock-pushups, the mystery is solved and I feel slightly like a douchebag. Because I wasn't even talking to a person. I spoke to my friend Travis this afternoon, and he said he had called and kept playing bits of the Jack...
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radiofrank:
So you want to ship yourself up here? Well, if you need any help with that, let me know.
mydogfarted:
I used to love fruit snacks. One bad bag and 
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Now it's all about the gummy bears!
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Now it's all about the gummy bears!
First off, if any of you called me and kept saying "me" when I asked who you were, then started talking about cock-pushups, I wouldn't have hung up on you if I either actually enjoyed playing the "Who's This?" game on the phone, or if you'd just told me your name. Because usually, I'm always interested in cock-pushups.
So today is all about cleaning around...
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So today is all about cleaning around...
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synseven:
cock push-up 
Very cute by the way.
Very cute by the way.
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dem_z:
Is it true that you have a hamster? And is it true that only gay men own dogs in manhatten? (That last one was in a movie, so it *must* be true) I'm not keen on the Southern US accent either, except owen/luke wilson manage to pull it off. I'm not sure what accent they have. I saw a movie called "Laurel Canyon" a few months ago, and most of the actors are playing people from different countries. They have a bunch of english people playing americans, doing ok with the accents. But they have an american playing someone englsih, and he does a really good job. I didn't know at all. Which is unusual, 'cos you can often tell. How about a chihuahua? They should genetically engineer quiet, relaxed, chihuahuas.
illstabyou:
That is seriously the cutest dog ever.
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lemonkid:
Moving is teh hot.
Well not as often as I do.. but.
Well not as often as I do.. but.
scopitone6248:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"tawlk"
I should make one of those...
"tawlk"
I should make one of those...
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legionnaire:
I like the pic... but I'm not going to bother with the quiz, since I don't really know you that well at all. We did kinda just talk for the first time on Saturday.
freyja__:
i'm with ya.
bring on the fall!!
ps - you are luna have bdays 3 days apart.
i smell a party.
bring on the fall!!
ps - you are luna have bdays 3 days apart.
i smell a party.
Just another entry where I volunteer random information about myself.
1. I bump into things a lot. I spill stuff. I knock things over, especially things that have cords, because I'll trip on them. I've opened doors only to walk into them anyway, because my foot would be in the way. I almost always have a bruise or two on my knees. It's not uncommon...
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1. I bump into things a lot. I spill stuff. I knock things over, especially things that have cords, because I'll trip on them. I've opened doors only to walk into them anyway, because my foot would be in the way. I almost always have a bruise or two on my knees. It's not uncommon...
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holliday:
Ha ha!!! That was great! How'd you come up with such a wonderfully random list of things?!
I think I have a terribly annoying voice too! (it was horrible to listen to myself for that hour on television! torture!!!) I blame it on my being hard of hearing.
(i'm sniffing a crayon right now and thinking of you)
I think I have a terribly annoying voice too! (it was horrible to listen to myself for that hour on television! torture!!!) I blame it on my being hard of hearing.
(i'm sniffing a crayon right now and thinking of you
)
fatdavid8:
RE: 3. I never throw up.
Perhaps you're part horse; they're incapable of vomiting too.
If so, stay in NY. I'm afraid of horses.
Perhaps you're part horse; they're incapable of vomiting too.
If so, stay in NY. I'm afraid of horses.
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ampersandwich:
Great to meet you @ sgny!
I loved your Queen/tattoo story, and I especially loved having a name tag - it made it much easier to show all the non-SG members who loves their porn enuff to meet up!
See you again soon I hope
I loved your Queen/tattoo story, and I especially loved having a name tag - it made it much easier to show all the non-SG members who loves their porn enuff to meet up!
See you again soon I hope
dem_z:
Shouldn't that be "I ♥ SGNY" ? Or will they sic the trademark lawyers onto you?
EDIT: I wrote that before I saw your name tags. Did they stick those on your back without telling you? Did you stick them on someone elses back without telling them?
[Edited on Aug 16, 2004 12:53PM]
EDIT: I wrote that before I saw your name tags. Did they stick those on your back without telling you? Did you stick them on someone elses back without telling them?
[Edited on Aug 16, 2004 12:53PM]
Here's that picture again, but the other entry wasn't thoughtful.
I was downstairs in my kitchen, nuking the hell out of something in the microwave and having a conversation with myself, when I started thinking about how much it can bother me sometimes that my parents don't actually know me. And that I don't actually know them.
They've told me stories about themselves, and I...
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I was downstairs in my kitchen, nuking the hell out of something in the microwave and having a conversation with myself, when I started thinking about how much it can bother me sometimes that my parents don't actually know me. And that I don't actually know them.
They've told me stories about themselves, and I...
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manchester_black:
Today sucked sooo hardcore. So bored. I bought groceries, that was my high point. Why arent you around yet?!?!
kestrel:
Juby PEVA!