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Monday Oct 11, 2004

Oct 11, 2004
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Okay.
It's time to remove yourself from your chair, step away from the iBook and join reality when you find it highly entertaining writing obscene (albeit very polite!) sentences in a text-program, just so you can hear them read aloud by the Vicki voice-setting in your computer.

Because nothing really beats hearing "Will you kindly destroy my hymen? Thanks in advance. You are too considerate, stranger!" uttered by a programmed voice within your Mac.
VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
radiofrank:
Oh, that was priceless! tongue

I should start practicing now, so that I can at least do a passable accent for our next meeting.
Oct 13, 2004
kestrel:
Ahaha, but you already have that.
HomeworkCam blew.
Oct 13, 2004

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