Yesterday I started thinking "Why don't I write blogs in my Suicide Girls profile?". So here I am, with the first one, I really don't know if anyone is going to read the shit that I write, but anyways here we go.
So, I thought that it would be the correct step to introduce myself to the site and write something about me.
First of all, My name is Jorge, I'm from Guatemala, a sometimes God forgotten country in Central America, right below Mexico.
I'm a 23 years old useless piece of shit. Yeah, I don't have any college education because I dropped out after the first semester and I haven't been "blessed" with a particular skill or set of skills that would help me in my life.
I'm a very introverted and shy person. I was a very talkative and really energetic person before, I actually don't know why I just suddenly broke or went defective and I got into this hole i'm in now. I believe it was because when I was 16 I started wondering why my life was so boring and meaningless and why I was so useless here. And here I am, 23 years depressed as fuck with no way out.
Now talking about my love and sex life. I've only had 2 girlfriends and they've been both long distance relationships because I'm shy, and I can't talk to women. Both of my "relationships" have ended with they ignoring me for no reason at all and eventually in a breakup. So you know that means that I've never had sex, or even kissed someone.
I'm in no way experienced, and the only "knowledge" I have about sex is what I see when I watch porn, so nothing at all.
You may wonder, why is this virgin loser here?
Because I won this free membership on Facebook and well, I love Suicide Girls.
I Like Anime. If I had to choose a to-go genre I would choose comedy, but I usually give anything a chance, unless it's shoujo or ecchi. My favorites so far are Neon Genesis Evangelion (and the Rebuild of Evangelion movies), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Space Dandy (especially that episode "A world with no sadness baby").
I enjoyed Evangelion that much that I actually have a collection of Revoltech Yamaguchi action figures by Kaiyodo, I posted some pictures of them on a topic that's going around.
Going to the topic of music, I actually can enjoy any type of music from 80's new age, to death metal and Electronic or dubstep.
My favorite band is Gorillaz and I have this thing that I can't hold myself from singing along when I hear Kiss From A Rose by Seal.
I love Video Games and I've been playing video games since I was like 7 or 8. I started playing because my dad bought a computer and it had some NES games on an emulator. I play games on my Xbox 360 online on Xbox Live, mostly Gotham City Impostors and sometimes CoD Ghosts or Halo 4. I'm currently playing Skyrim for the second time, when it doesn't freeze.
Actually playing video games is the only thing I think i'm good at and I pretty much suck at it too.
So I end up being an unhappy fuck with no friends and no goals in life. So practically a waste.
Oh yeah, I also don't look like my profile picture anymore, that picture is from when I had like 17 years old.
This is me now, I call the look the "I have given up"
That ends my first blog post.