johnnyt

OMFG!!!!

Wednesday: I am SO sorry I ever doubted you. You rock. If only Monday were so weird and wonderful and ...
was that another aftershock?


Dear Thursday:

Do NOT fuck with me. I only have to get up, get a shower, do my work and get home. Don't mess with me, and no one will get hurt.


Hey, Gadget! I need more facts about Iceland. What are the people like? who were the first settlers? what do they do for fun (other than run naked through the streets in June)?


Clover. Darling. Sweetheart: When you need an extra chair to hold part of your dinner order, it may be time for some sort of intervention.


"It's that critical motion, it's the finger to lick. It's a miracle ocean, it's a purplish dick.
This kiss, this kiss! unsinkable.
This kiss, this kiss! dirigible.
It's the way you love me, baby (the way you love me) It's the way you love me, darlin' ...
I would kiss you on your high-tops, on the the street lamp sailing to mars. I would kiss you in the open, all the peanut buttery jars.
This kiss, this kiss! lip-smackable.
This kiss, this kiss! pill-poppable."

Another pop-country song mangled by JohnnyT (just for you, Bay-bee!)