johnnyfive

i LOVE the weather! makes me feel more alive. being from LA where the weather is all the same and almost soulless... extreme weather just has so much personality.
the only thing that doesn't work for me is the fact that i'm bound to have dressed too warmly, or coldly, no matter how i plan ahead. damned if you do, etc...

LOL ... you needn't be so hard on yourself, thinking you're super-hyper-hypocritical. everyone's a hypocrite. too much thinking going on there, johnny... when normally that's perfectly good (everyone likes sensitive and intelligent guys... at least, i do), you'll just think yourself into a corner that way. it's frustrating to see how other people can be so obviously self-righteous about their beliefs when they contradict themselves. but leave the monkeys to their little kingdom. they wouldn't be able to see their falseness no matter how much you tried to show them.

mosquitos need to die. all of them.

it's the low center of gravity as well as the lack of fear. 6 year olds hardly consider the implications of death, or insurance coverage.

I LOVE the smell of wet, clean dog. i used to shower with my dog, too... for some reason that's more acceptable than the sink alternative. maybe it's the pack mentality... it's less like you're subjecting him to torture, and more like quality time.

the bible, ... bleh. at least you'll be able to explain in depth what you DON'T like about it. but no way can it compare to the narnia chronicles. except that both have a notable lack of humour written into them. if i were to subscribe to any religion, it would at least have a sense of humour about itself.

CLEAR COKE. blue should only be for punk girls, jello, and smurfs

yes, tribal tattoos on the lower back. ugh.
get this: the supervisor who tans, she has a butterfly on her lower back and a ring of little flowers around her ankle.
consider THIS: she has more tattoos than i do.