what a whirlwind of a week. i need a vacation from myself. i've been sick and bored, so after taking some cough syrup and playing tony hawk 4 until i was about to smash the system, i decided to go out. bad idea. with only 1 slice of pizza in my tummy and slightly doped up on medicine i engaged in a testerone-driven binge-drinking-session that...
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another ice storm, yippie. throw your keys and the bowl and have a drink. the best thing about this foul weather is that my recently purchused snowsuit is getting an extra workout 
best music for an icestorm: saint-saens' danse macabre
best music for an icestorm: saint-saens' danse macabre
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krista:
You know what? You just cheered me up after a really shitty day. Thank you. You win a free picture of my ass.
hellkitten:
johnnyfive alive?
i just met a girl that i'm crazy about. our first kiss was during final destination 2 and we laughed our asses off. not to mention it kinda turned me on to be making out to glam gore. she's soft, beautiful, funny, smart, chinese, and hates animals....but not after she sees toby. he can win the coldest heart. i must be destined to be hit...
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nicci:
Ooooh! The missed connection? *yay*
butterfly2:
Aww! That's adorable! Congratulations!
yoshimi battles the pink robots...mmm 
hatefulerin:
her name is yoshimi, she's a black belt in karate
working for the city she has to discipline her body...
and so on and so forth.
i love that song.
nice tummy.
working for the city she has to discipline her body...
and so on and so forth.
i love that song.
nice tummy.
happy thoughts: i like dogs and 
, spooning naked, the smell of the inside of an old book, cute socks, going down on a girl, patchoulli and sandlewood, cobalt blue, grieg's "in the hall of the mountain king", rubbin' on a lil' cubby tummy, mashed potatoes, act mouthwash, count chocula, wind chimes, and the refreshing coolness of a pillow when you flip it over as...
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, spooning naked, the smell of the inside of an old book, cute socks, going down on a girl, patchoulli and sandlewood, cobalt blue, grieg's "in the hall of the mountain king", rubbin' on a lil' cubby tummy, mashed potatoes, act mouthwash, count chocula, wind chimes, and the refreshing coolness of a pillow when you flip it over as... Read More
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krista:
That is an incredibly hot offer. Come see me.
nicci:
And the smell of bills, and envelopes? That important paper smell? I adore that. And Scotch tape, too.
someone should invent negative valentine's day merchandise. like little, pink candy hearts that say, "fuck off" or "you gave me v.d.", maybe i card that says, "sorry you're alone on valentine's day; get drunk and beat off" (it would come with a mini-airplane bottle of whiskey and a self-serv pack of hand lotion).
ahem, no more negativity; here's my happy thoughts: mint tea, the way...
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ahem, no more negativity; here's my happy thoughts: mint tea, the way...
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butterfly2:
I would love candy hearts that say "here's some VD for your VD"
*sigh*
Smells like cereal? Aww cute!
*sigh*
Smells like cereal? Aww cute!
krista:
Because of copyright issues...I plan to show the photos elsewhere.
I agree about Valentine's Day. Bah, I'll eat chocolates and buy my own flowers.
I agree about Valentine's Day. Bah, I'll eat chocolates and buy my own flowers.
this is why i hate being single: i get off work early on a friday night only to work out, cut my hair, and play with my dog. oh, and get online and update my sg journal. i wish i was one of those people who enjoyed movies by themselves, but i'm not. i know it's weird, i mean it's not like you communicate with...
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nicci:
*Gasp* You're eating meat, now?
Y'know... whine, whine, whine. But you forgot to include the fact that you didn't HAVE to go to a movie alone. You stood me up, fool! *Shakes fists* Hurt my lil' ol' feelings, you did.
Y'know... whine, whine, whine. But you forgot to include the fact that you didn't HAVE to go to a movie alone. You stood me up, fool! *Shakes fists* Hurt my lil' ol' feelings, you did.
partiallyblind:
over here, the shit newspapers refer to this decade as 'the naughties'
excuse me whilst i stitch my sides back together...
excuse me whilst i stitch my sides back together...
the only thing worse than rain is cold rain 
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krista:
You are just the cutest thing ever.
mistercash:
your stars rock bro!
okay, first off, i don't know if my computer is fucked up or not, but hellkitten's name is scratched out in my friends list on my profile page. what the fuck. i didn't order that. she is my friend. my pal. mon ami.
the lil' black terror, lulu belle the chihuahua is gone. she's back with her mommy and has left the company of myself...
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the lil' black terror, lulu belle the chihuahua is gone. she's back with her mommy and has left the company of myself...
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krista:
Thank you.
I love to see the umpf in a boy's stride...
I love to see the umpf in a boy's stride...
I'm puppysitting my exgirlfriend's chihuahua that used to be my little guy's cohort in mayhem. Her name is LuluBelle (I named her, I thank you) and she's a runt of a dog. The vet even says that the soft spot on top of her tiny head is an indication of water on the brain, hence she may be slightly "retarded"; but I like to call...
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hellkitten:
nonoo... not regular vanilla ice cream, FRENCH vanilla - mmmm!! but then again, if it were french vanilla i don't think it would make it to your bod, i'd be too interested in eating it. how about we go halfers and get cotton candy ice cream? mmm sticky! ,o)
krista:
I have a lot of sex toys....what of it, dear? I have many moods that must be satisfied.
Female dogs are nuts with the humping. No cat is safe from my Westie.
Female dogs are nuts with the humping. No cat is safe from my Westie.
So I've been practicing competitive eating at work. It started last summer when I kept wanting to enter some kind of eating contest; especially tofu. But I've been practicing recently with desserts. Two main kinds, to represent two different arenas of edibility in the competitive eating world: cheesecake and tiramisu. My record for cheesecake is 23 seconds for one piece and 13 seconds for a...
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hellkitten:
I do, but you already know that.
hellkitten:
I'm dying my hair tonight, the color's called "raspberry beret". I'm going to try to give you a call. If I don't, call me.
muah! muah!
+o)
muah! muah!
+o)
I'm a bad dad. Not really, but I'm feeling guilty for accidently locking my dog outside for a couple of hours. It was cold and raining, of course, and I think he's got a little cold. But I have been stuffing him with puppy treats and cuddling him in blankets that I keep putting in the dryer so they'll be warm.
I went out for...
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pureblu12225:
hmmmph ...about the girlie thing and about the masterbation thing relax already ... nah really wish I could help ya more but I'm a damn sap right now
Oh and post more coolio pics cause this one sure does rock...!!!
nah really wish I could help ya more but I'm a damn sap right now
Oh and post more coolio pics cause this one sure does rock...!!!
rebeldaisy:
On my tummy there is a tribal tattoo.
On the underage thing, I was in Aruba last year and every young guy at the resort hit on me. The oldest boy was maybe 15! My family thought it was hilarious that I got followed around by a pack of kids for a week. I thought it was scary. cuz the one kid was kinda cute..
And yeah I have that problem with masturbation too...
On the underage thing, I was in Aruba last year and every young guy at the resort hit on me. The oldest boy was maybe 15! My family thought it was hilarious that I got followed around by a pack of kids for a week. I thought it was scary. cuz the one kid was kinda cute..
And yeah I have that problem with masturbation too...