johnnyfive

okay, first off, i don't know if my computer is fucked up or not, but hellkitten's name is scratched out in my friends list on my profile page. what the fuck. i didn't order that. she is my friend. my pal. mon ami.
the lil' black terror, lulu belle the chihuahua is gone. she's back with her mommy and has left the company of myself and the carmel gentleman, toby. i sent her away with a week's supply of mini dingos and a new doggie bed shaped like an open cat's mouth with a terricloth tongue for a blanket. it's the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen.
one of my little dreams came true last night, but i can't say because someone else might be reading this. there are a lot of local gossip mongers (myself included) that would pass this info around like currency, lou, yeah like he said, currency. let's just say it included jagermeister and an older woman. and i've got that extra "umpf" in my stride today.
death and taxes. the only things we can count on. and global corporate domination by a media driven population bent on the homoginization of all cultures that are different.
oh, and fuck courtney love. someone ought to throw her and yoko ono in a duffle bag and beat it against a wall.