I'm a bad dad. Not really, but I'm feeling guilty for accidently locking my dog outside for a couple of hours. It was cold and raining, of course, and I think he's got a little cold. But I have been stuffing him with puppy treats and cuddling him in blankets that I keep putting in the dryer so they'll be warm.
I went out for a drink last night with my friend Nicole (who's gay and insists she can't get a girl even thought she's quite possibly the cutest girl in town) and we kinda meet these two girls there and went to my place for drinks afterwards. So we're sitting in my living room, having wine, and the age question comes up....they're underage and got in with fake ID's. I just couldn't believe it; I go to a bar to insure that any girl I may meet will at least be 21 and I still hook up with the underage girls! I must be a magnet for potential pedophilia (sp?). It was at that point that I took a closer look and realized that I should've known they were young. First off, they had bad hats. One of them in particular was wearing one of those newspaper boy-kangol looking things that made her look like a bad, gay poet. Then there was the bad hair dye job. Like kinda washed out, semi-faded, quasi-pink litmus paper. Ah, youth. Wasted on the young.
Also, has anyone ever tried to masterbate and just can't stop thinking about arbritrary things like to-do lists, music, or your bank account? I was in the shower earlier; hoping for some good, clean fun, yet alas there was no Calgon to take me away to the orgasmically fertile fields of a hot shower. Instead I'm just sitting there wondering if I've paid car insurance, or if the cd I ordered will be in the mail today. Weird, I think. So I turn up the hot water, ya know, a little steam to turn up the heat; make it funky. Sexual feng-shui (sp?) or what have you. But again, my stream of conciousness is a puddle of miscelanious ideas, none of which are arrousing in the slightest way. So I give up with a shrug and a sigh, but I feel like I've let myself down. Like I told myself, "Not tonight J5, my dear, I have a headache; I'm just not in the mood". Would it be sick to buy Viagra for masterbation purposes? Hmmmm.....
I went out for a drink last night with my friend Nicole (who's gay and insists she can't get a girl even thought she's quite possibly the cutest girl in town) and we kinda meet these two girls there and went to my place for drinks afterwards. So we're sitting in my living room, having wine, and the age question comes up....they're underage and got in with fake ID's. I just couldn't believe it; I go to a bar to insure that any girl I may meet will at least be 21 and I still hook up with the underage girls! I must be a magnet for potential pedophilia (sp?). It was at that point that I took a closer look and realized that I should've known they were young. First off, they had bad hats. One of them in particular was wearing one of those newspaper boy-kangol looking things that made her look like a bad, gay poet. Then there was the bad hair dye job. Like kinda washed out, semi-faded, quasi-pink litmus paper. Ah, youth. Wasted on the young.
Also, has anyone ever tried to masterbate and just can't stop thinking about arbritrary things like to-do lists, music, or your bank account? I was in the shower earlier; hoping for some good, clean fun, yet alas there was no Calgon to take me away to the orgasmically fertile fields of a hot shower. Instead I'm just sitting there wondering if I've paid car insurance, or if the cd I ordered will be in the mail today. Weird, I think. So I turn up the hot water, ya know, a little steam to turn up the heat; make it funky. Sexual feng-shui (sp?) or what have you. But again, my stream of conciousness is a puddle of miscelanious ideas, none of which are arrousing in the slightest way. So I give up with a shrug and a sigh, but I feel like I've let myself down. Like I told myself, "Not tonight J5, my dear, I have a headache; I'm just not in the mood". Would it be sick to buy Viagra for masterbation purposes? Hmmmm.....
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Oh and post more coolio pics cause this one sure does rock...!!!
On the underage thing, I was in Aruba last year and every young guy at the resort hit on me. The oldest boy was maybe 15! My family thought it was hilarious that I got followed around by a pack of kids for a week. I thought it was scary. cuz the one kid was kinda cute..
And yeah I have that problem with masturbation too...