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Jerboa at the Gym Jazzercising

Tipsy Aristocrat Tamarin

“Hey, Zeepzorp! You can quit messing with the radio. It actually worked - that stupid earth boy initialized the auto-extraction protocol!”

I imagine this is a desolate stretch road somewhere in the Arizona desert between Los Angeles and Roswell. One of our "guests" snuck out to go see the Lakers play, and ran out of fuel on the way home which of course would never happen because they have their nuclear fusion or teleportation power or whatever. The original title I gave it was "No Sufficiently
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Last weekend before classes start, so I painted up a storm. Above is a dog who doesn’t know how special he is. Below is the uncredited photo I found on the internet and stole the idea from.

Also, a giraffe, a polar bear and a sea turtle (in a turtle neck). Then I boxed up my paints and put them on a high shelf. I’ll
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@doncella 's incredible art inspired me to make my own book. It's nowhere as good and just a shitty self-published thing, but I like it. Enjoy a preview.

This is from a faze where I was mixing water with the paints to try to get a transparency effect for things like nebulas and underwater blood clouds. I’m on about three hours sleep right now, so I don’t have too much else to say about that.