35% off! $13 shirts! $11 coffee mugs! Stickers only $1! Get a case for your phone or a pillow for your sofa! Buy and resell on the black market for a neat cash generating opportunity! Free diplomatic immunity with each purchase (pending treaty negotiations)! Portion of proceeds will be spent to stimulate the economy! All products 100% guaranteed to ward off vampires! No animals harmed in production of products (unless you don't buy them in which case a puppy will probably get kicked.) And if you're American, no dumb tariffs!
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