jimma

DAMN! (YAWN!) I'm so out of it right now... I haven't slept for the past couple of days straight becuase the only thing I've been concentrating on is this photo shoot I'm going to(YAAAAWWWN!)... I was walkin' down the streets of Tokyo about a week ago and a bunch of short, little Japanese guys ran up to me and start floppin' these random ass papers around my head and I literally yelled "STOP!" in the middle of the sidewalk. I love the japanese ppl, but if they are gonna start jumpin around like a gaggle-fuck of peasants after I killed an evil king in an epic battle to save mankind, then I'm not gonna go there again... There, I just gave you your fair warning, PPL Of Tokyo... So don't jump me like that again, or I'll never tour Tokyo again... Besides, you guys are the ones who want me in your magazine so bad anyway... I was also with my friend Ciatola and we were walking through one of the vast train stations in Yokohama. He and I decided to get colored contacts for a rave we were going to later that evening and well... I had all back in and he had all white in. Anyway, Ciatola accidently bumps into this really cute Japanese chick and she kinda moans like a female Scooby-Doo, turns around with her eyes as wide as possible and sees that I'm wearin a choker, but Ciatola is wearin' a choker with a chain... Ciatola says" Sume' Masen", which means (excuse me) in Japanese and we start to walk off and we both notice that his choker chain is goin' in the other direction... This little woman is pulling him like a dog. Well, he turns around and starts to confront her about it and she yanks down on his choker as hard as she can and it pulls on him so hard, he goes to his knees... Then it happens, this little woman pinches his cheek and looks into his eyes and says, "Good Doggy" and we take off. I had no idea that the japanese were really so into bondage and shit... WOW! Now we go out all the time... We have our days, Like today I'm wearin' a pair of Vans, Baggy/hip tight blue jeans, and a black hanes T-shirt. and Ciatola is wearin' a black leather trench coat, A black T-shirt w/black fishnet underneath, with a skull belt buckle and Tight Black Leather Pants, along with combat boots w/ flamejob tips... One day, he'll wear something like that and then the next day I'll wear something just like him and he'll wear street/skate clothes, like I did the previous day (I'm in no way, shape, or form gay... But I Love Fashion) Does that make me a metro sexual? OH GOD! Anyway... I'm really gonna do a photo shoot and have some nice sexy pics for you ladies... Until Next Time... Farewell...