jess_a_boo

Reasons why today sucks so far:

1. I didn't wake up at 7 to go to the gym like i wanted to do because i'm super lazy.

2. I instead woke up at 11, and missed mcdonalds breakfast which i also wanted.

3. I freakin got my period. With no previous warning like normal. GHETTO.

i'm sure it can only get more annoying, so i'll...
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inflamez:

I saw fuck them if they are gonna act like they don't need you, sounds like they made new friends. and will come crawling back once she is home for the summer

Nov 29, 2004

inflamez:

and from what i can see. doesn't look like you need the gym.

Nov 29, 2004

BITCHES TALKING SHIT

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itburns:

How was the Italian food?

[Edited on Nov 23, 2004 5:46PM]

Nov 23, 2004

jsinxxx:

happy thanksgiving sexy

Nov 24, 2004

So i didn't lace a frying pan with poison o well, i was just my dads bitch and washed it. I'm eating grilled cheese now with my grandmom. I'm excited for tonight though i'm having my sister, gadget and her toaster over for dinner, for some good old fashioned italian food. I went to the gym at 8am this morning. holy crap that is early,...
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b57913:

Have fun, or I hope you had fun.

Nov 22, 2004

itburns:

we are all-each of us- our mom's and/or our dad's bitch. that's life. you're doing great.
wish i could get some good italian food....

Nov 22, 2004

Ok it time to really update this bitch. Here goes:

I really want to beat my dad with his dirty frying pan when he sleeps. He is a deadbeat pig, who likes to take advantage of old ladies that are his mother even when they are sick and dying. I feel like i'm his maid. So maybe i will line his frying pan with rat...
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gadget:

haha, I love this journal entry. Although I do think it's a bad idea for you to line is frying pain with rat poison, cause they will catch you...you will go to jail and that'd suck.

MomMom needs you.

I was thinking about going to the gym today too. What time are you gonna go?

Nov 17, 2004

goob:

Eyeshadow is easy... I just can't do the eyeliner right.

That was a crazy-long journal but it was so damned informative, you gotta forgive the length.

Yeah I am learning that the best way to get Ellen to do anything is to guilt-trip her. Heh heh... I'm such a bitch. I called Rich on the "not training the successor" thing yesterday- he was showing me alternate ways to do group sales, and I said, "I thought you weren't going to train your successor... you shouldn't show me this." So he walked away. But he came back cuz he loves me.

The worst thing about the job is that I make almost nothing there. If I were getting paid enough to live off, I would be happy to deal with all the shit. Ah well.

I agree that working out makes me eat less... I don't stop eating altogether, but I certainly eat smaller meals less often. And the meals tend to be things like hummus and not tater tots. Mmm... tater tots.

Nov 17, 2004

I love my monkey

My Monkey & I

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escottie:

i have good reason to be jealous. your monkey gets to see that nice butt of yours and sit sooooooo close to it! why are you jealous.

Nov 16, 2004

itburns:

for a comment fiend,you don't have a lot of postings!!

[Edited on Nov 17, 2004 9:34PM]

Nov 17, 2004

So i just added a few recent pictures of myself. So check out my picture folder if ya want. Alright thats all i have to say.

EDIT:
i added a couple also by popular demand of the tattoo i have on my back, since i only have one and there are no pics of it. So there ya have it, again.

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Did i...
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escottie:

nice undies on a nice bottom, girl.

Nov 14, 2004

lufy:

I thought you were "Ms. English Muffin Fiend 2004"?

Thanks for the comment, though. I appreciate it. If there's a kickball game I can get to, you bet your sweet bippy that I will be there.

....even if it's Spring or Summer 2005. Yikes!

Nov 14, 2004

ME

jess_a_boo:

Recent pictures of myself

Nov 11, 2004

ts 6:26 am on Saturday morning, usually a little to early for my liking. But i've been thinking about english muffins for about an hour, so i finally climbed my lazy ass out of my bed and made one. The point on my story is: Toasted English Muffins rock it.

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goob:

wow, now I am craving an English Muffin like I haven't in years.

Ever listen to the Beatles "I am the Walrus" but sing the line like...

"Sitting in an English Muffin, waiting for the sun..."

I always sing it that way. It's just more fun for me.

edit: grr typo

[Edited on Nov 06, 2004 6:56PM]

Nov 6, 2004

lufy:

Wow...that means you started thinking about English muffins at 5AM!

I'm a huge fan, but , wow, it takes a lot more than nooks and crannies to get my ass up at 5AM. You definately win the "Ms. English Muffin Fiend 2004" title, hands down.

Nov 9, 2004